Celebrity Deaths- 2016 Strikes Again
O Death, pray, cease your restless hand.
Too cruel a year it's been
Answering your demand.
Woe, how familiar 'tis
To hear you've struck again;
How with one sharp, swift blow
you've robbed another ge...
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