Government Lowers Cost of Dying
By Killian O'Boyle
Among the many announcements during this year’s budget, one of the most applauded is the government’s new cost of dying package positioned to reduce the population and therefore have less...
Back-to-School Stationery Sale Just Not Hitting The Same Anymore
By Killian O'Boyle
Yesterday it was reported that second-year college attender Alfred Doink upon passing an Eason's shop window and witnessing the various sale percentages presented on the promotional back-...
Students Campout for Midnight Release of Module Enrolment
By Killian O'Boyle
After numerous complaints last year about their online module enrolment system, Trinity staff collectively replied, "fuck you" and have now made enrolment an in-person event taking place ...
Serial Killer Given Suspended Sentence
By Killian O'Boyle
Groans could be heard emanating from the criminal courts today as a serial killer was handed a suspended sentence on the condition that he "doesn't do it again.
Martin Talbot (34) of n...
Young Spanish Students Announce Plans to Stand in Middle of Street
By Killian O'Boyle
At an Erasmus plus press conference held earlier today, a hoard of Spanish students announced their plans to block many sidewalks and footpaths across Dublin. A representative for the Spa...
Buy An ISIC Card or Our Sponsor will Drop Us (or the best travel hack for this summer)
By Killian O'Boyle
First of all, congratulations on clicking through to this article from our Instagram. You're one in a million. Or judging by our click-through rates, you're 1 in 1000!
Second of all, h...
4 Unethical Life Hacks for the Perfect Festival Experience
By Killian O'Boyle
Festivals can be the best time in the world... but they can also get expensive quickly.
You've already declared bankruptcy after purchasing a ticket and all the necessary camping gear....
Massive Surge in Polls for Candidate After Promising to Bring Freddo’s Back to 20c
By Killian O'Boyle
In a startling turn of events, independent candidate Patrick McJohnson has seen a massive surge in popularity after promising to bring the price of Freddo bars back down to 20c, a price p...
Local Councillors Election Poster Not Even Slightly Flattering
By Killian O'Boyle
Calls for a local councillor's election poster to be removed happened earlier today after the councillor's chosen photo was unanimously deemed an eyesore by the local population. Running ...
Simon Harris Refused Service at Oireachtas Bar after Forgetting to Bring ID
By Killian O'Boyle
In a massive blow to the recently appointed Taoiseach's image, Simon Harris was refused service at the internal Oireachtas bar after forgetting to bring suitable identification.
Despit...