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Public to Receive a Creamy Pint with their Vaccine

Minister for Health, Stephen Donnelly announced today that all recipients of the Covid-19 vaccine will receive a free creamy pint with their first dosage. ‘Yes that’s right! A creamy scoop for all!’ said th...

Arts Fresher Finally Finishes that Essay

After weeks and weeks of procrastination, an Arts fresher has finally finished that sociology essay they’ve been putting off. At the end of their first semester the fresher had a mountain of work that they ...