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Long-Distance Relationship

Five Steps To Maintaining A Long Distance Relationship

Long-distance relationships are hard. Not hard in the way that fighting a war or trying to murder a bear with a sandal are hard, but hard nonetheless. As someone currently enduring one half of a long-distance r...
Big Sam

‘Big Sam’ Ends Reign With 100% Record Intact

Sam Allardyce has recently parted ways with the English national side having never lost a match. It’s a record that makes him England’s most successful manager to date. In his statement Allardyce said, “It’s...
A mature fresher with a multipack of condoms

Optimistic Fresher Buys 24 Pack Of Condoms

Fresh faced and buzzing after his Leaving Cert results, new college student and purchaser of condoms Mike Stern has already begun preparations for college life. Stern, 18, will be attending NUIG studying a cour...

Parents Bankrupt After Immersion Left On

Despite their many warnings, the O'Donnell parents, Shane and Julie, have found themselves declaring bankruptcy after their children failed to turn off the immersion. "Every day I'd tell them," Julie says, "eve...