Writers wanted for The Spanner!
Would you like the chance to write for our Spanner ezine?
With over 100,000 people on our weekly mailing list, this could be a great opportunity for the budding satirists out there to get their name in the g...
Michael D. Higgins becomes the first world leader to write a poem about 50 Shades of Grey
The President of Ireland is known for his love of the finer things in life, the scholar and gent has dabbled in literature before but no one expected this clash of highbrow culture to mix with the smut that 50 ...
Chelsea unveil their new jersey for next season
Chelsea Football Club recently unveiled their new jersey for the next season. The unveiling comes at a time where the club’s reputation has been dragged through the mud, due to the actions of their fans on a Pa...
College Melting Pot – Folie A Deux
Following on from last weeks article, Emma Wright is back to conclude on the strange stir-ups in the college melting pot.
The Mature Student
In they come, with their glasses on and books in hand, marching...
Media whore Paul Murphy will now engage in topless water protests
The newly crowned king criminal of suburban Dublin Paul Murphy, has launched a new public relations campaign in order to increase his national profile. The left-leaning politician began distributing the new cam...
The top 5 most adorable Irish cats on the internet
Ireland has a proud standing as the cutest cat capital of the world. In that honour, we have a look at some of the most adorable Irish cats that the internet has to offer.
1. Meet Vader, there's just oodles of...
Government to install water meters in Irish women ahead of the 50 Shades of Grey release
A new controversial taxation was revealed in the Dáil this afternoon. The Minister of Finance Michael Noonan, told TDs that there will be the installation of water meters inside the vaginal cavity of every fema...
For €500, Claire Byrne will calmly read the news to you in your bedroom as you go to sleep.
RTÉ’s Claire Byrne will tour the country this month in an effort to promote her new current affairs programme, Claire Byrne Live. The show, which is in its second week, airs every Monday night on RTÉ One. The s...
Citizens of Dublin welcome ISIS threat to blow up the Spire
The Citizens of Dublin announced that they welcome the threat by ISIS to blow up the Spire if the Irish Government allow the United States to use Shannon Airport as a fuelling depot. The Islamic extremist group...
The Irish Government will cure alcoholism by raising the price of the substance addicts crave
There is one novel way of combating substance abuse and that is by raising the price of the substance. This is great because it puts a further financial strain on those suffering from addiction problems and the...