The Dáil is going for a ‘golden week’ this week
Members of the Dáil said that they will attempt a ‘golden week’ this week after a series of events recently that has resulted in the parliament being constantly suspended. Now, it is not easy to point out why t...
Those on the naughty list will receive biofuel in the form of human waste rather than coal for a green Christmas
Santa has upheld his claim to make his grotto a carbon neutral industry this year by switching to biofuel from human waste to punish those on the naughty list. Traditionally, those who have been misbehaving for...
It is now illegal for the homeless community to make eye contact with Christmas shoppers
Festive shoppers in the nation’s capital can take solace in the fact that the government have passed a new law that means it is now illegal for the nation’s homeless people to make eye contact with the public a...
Retail worker on the verge of mass homicide with the pending return of Christmas FM
An unnamed Jack & Jones worker is on the verge of collapse with the terrifying thoughts that Christmas FM will be blasted into her eight hour shifts for the next five weeks as the festive season fast approa...
Ryan Tubridy will spend the first hour of the Toy Show asking kids if their parents plan on paying the water charges.
Never one to sit on the fence, the Late Late Toy Show host Ryan Tubridy, plans to debate the implementation of the water charges during the first hour of the seasonal show this Friday. The announcement was made...
Enda Kenny to charge people for snow this Christmas
Fine Gael is to jump on the back of numerous projections that Ireland will have a white Christmas this year, by charging people for the snow.
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Joan Burton To Go After Smartphones Once She Kills Water.
Tanaiste Joan Burton will continue her crusade against the “expensive” smartphones once the issue of water is dealt with. The governments ongoing project of turning Ireland into a police state was actioned full...
The celebrities will have to choose to eat either Ant or Dec in tonight’s ‘Get Me Out of Here’…
It is the show that no one is really watching due to its repetitive nature after 14 years on the television. I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!, has upped the gross out factor in attempt to combat the audienc...