Sean Connery runs around in a red bikini. That’s basically the only reason anyone ever watched this film.
Why You Should Watch It: Sean Connery runs around in a red bikini. There’s no point trying to explain much beyond that: it’s set in the future, there are two types of humans, the immortal Eternals and the mortal Brutals, Zardoz is a god, guns are good and the penis is evil. This film has no coherent plot. Sean Connery has a red bikini. It’s just all very odd. But still watchable. You can’t look away.