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Enda Kenny announced that he, as of midnight last night, was to step down as Fine Gael party leader, and thus as Taoiseach. He is to continue as acting Taoiseach until 2nd June when his successor will be decided. Kenny made the announcement yesterday at a Fine Gael party meeting. He …
Enda Kenny has today tried to defend his decision to invite Donald Trump to Ireland on an official state visit. Although many people have seen it as the actions of someone who, while in the process of handing over the reins of government has decided to smear a home-made concoction …
Taoiseach Enda Kenny congratulated Mr. Trump yesterday on his Presidential Election via the Green Phone: Ireland’s direct hotline to the White House. A source inside the minister’s cabinet has leaked details of the conversation to Oxygen.ie in which Mr. Kenny berated Mr.Trump on how he gets his hairstyle looking so …
Enda Kenny, like a man who has accidentally walked in on his parents making sweet, elderly love, has made a swift U-turn. Mr. Kenny, part-leader of the Irish Republic part-living personification of a scare-crow, has, in light of recent personal events, announced a dramatic shift in his attitudes towards legislation …
CASTLEBAR: Representatives of the local Whingers and Begrudgers Association have formally apologised to Enda Kenny after being exposed for their shameful behaviour. “We unreservedly apologise for spreading the butter of shite buzz on the national craic ciabatta” said chairman Sean Downey, adding that “we have decided to turn over a …
In wake of the recent dissolution of the Dáil, incumbent Taoiseach, Enda Kenny has spent most of his free time living in relative peace and quiet, however, approximately 24 hours ago, Gardaí and SWAT were forced to execute a daring rescue mission to ensure the safety of Mr. Kenny. …
You could hear a pin drop with the silence in the Dáil Bar yesterday after Taoiseach Enda Kenny shouted at the bartender for the offensively named cocktail, ‘Irish Car Bomb’. Not only had the Taoiseach ordered a taboo drink in the government buildings but he also did it while standing …
Tuesday saw the Taoiseach, Enda Kenny, facing a vote of confidence by members of the Dáil. The motion was proposed by the bitter element of the Sinn Féin party who after years of being ignored in school have taken to the political stage to try and be popular during a …
Festive shoppers in the nation’s capital can take solace in the fact that the government have passed a new law that means it is now illegal for the nation’s homeless people to make eye contact with the public as they buy their Playstation 4s and One Direction albums to give to their children on …
Fine Gael is to jump on the back of numerous projections that Ireland will have a white Christmas this year, by charging people for the snow. “We’re happy that Obama’s keeping all our illegal lads over there, but he missed a trick with all the snow that’s coming down around …