6. The Insufferable Hipster
Typical signs of an insufferable hipster: Trousers that end above the ankle. Socks are only a casual acquaintance. Beard/moustache will be full/impossibly curled, and you’ll first see him at the party of a mutual friend, strumming “Naive” by The Kooks on an acoustic guitar with an ironic can of Dutch Gold and breathless flower chain clad-groupies at his feet. You’ll date him because he’ll know all the cool bars and places that do much nicer and cheaper coffee than Starbucks, but you’ll dump him when he goes through your music collection and insults anyone who’s ever managed to sell a record.