6 Lads That You’ll Date In College

3. The Special Snowflake


He’s seen Fight Club, memorised Catcher In The Rye and idolises Richard Dawkins. These have brainwashed him into believing that you want to have his opinion force-fed to you all day, every day. He will refer to “sheeple” and the light of the full moon will cause him to morph into his true, dreaded form: the fabled “fedora neckbeard”, with the blood-curdling cry of “m’lady” ringing in your ears as you try and fail to escape.

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