5. The Gym Bunny
Do you like bread and having fun? Not any more you don’t! This guy will have you up at the crack of dawn to go jogging with him before helping you break your fast with a raw egg and kale smoothie. You’ll actually end up quite liking all the exercise and being in the best shape of your life, but you’ll still look lustfully at pizza, to the point where you’ll feel like you’re actually cheating on him.