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Kim Kardashian to dye hair red for Ginger Rights

Spokespeople for the Majority Irish National Ginger Equality Rights group have launched an appeal for amateur porn star and serial celebrity wife, Kim Kardashian, to try an auburn or even strawberry blonde shad...

Zayn leaves 1D to fight ISIS.

It has been disclosed to this publication that popular boy band member, Zayn Malik, has turned his  back on an empty existence of money and women in order to combat the radical terror group, ISIS. Niall Hora...

King Henry Prioritises Ride Over Hurling

Following the recent announcement of his retirement from a glittering inter-county hurling career, ten time All-Ireland winner Henry Shefflin explained that “I decided to quit while watching the Cats beat Clare...

The Irish Water Games

Watching the latest Hunger Games movie, one could be forgiven for thinking, have I seen this movie before? President Snow sits upon his throne in the Capital, maintaining that all he does is for the better of P...

€1 million spent by Irish Water on Satanic rituals

Irish Water is under attack by the liberal media again for another misuse of tax payer money. The unpopular government entity has been the bane of the Irish media existence for the last twenty-four months due t...