The Irish Government sells Leitrim to North Korea to use as a nuclear bomb testing site
The Irish Government announced today that the signing over of County Leitrim to North Korea has been finalised and the environmental permits to blast the petite county with nuclear material has been cleared. The sale comes as part of the government’s strategy ...
Gerry Adams: ‘The only thing that I would murder is a cup of tea’
The last two weeks for Gerry Adams have been turbulent to say the least. The Sinn Féin leader was arrested by the PSNI for questioning to a murder that took place in 1972. The timing of the arrest may damage his political party with the run up to the local and...
The government propose coin operated pedestrian lights, charging 20 cent to cross the road
The Irish Government proposed this morning a ‘Pedestrian Tax’ that, if successful, will operate around the country. The proposed measure is another, in a long line of taxes, austerity measure that aims to see Ireland emerge from the current economic downturn. ...
Pat Rabbitte defends saying ‘I would never go swimming with a menstruating woman for fear of being attacked by a shark’
The Labour Minister for communications, energy and natural resources has come under heavy criticism this weekend after, what some have called an insensitive comment about women. Rabbitte had been canvassing for various labour councillors around the country on ...
Cillit Bang’s Barry Scott has been found dead
Editor's Note: In response to the absolutely ridiculous amount of views this story gets, I have penned An Open Letter to Barry Scott.
The world of domestic cleaning products has been left in shock this morning as the untimely death of Cillit Bang’s Barry Scot...
Top 10 Summer Anthems
As another summer draws to an end, we mark the occasion with our 10 favourite hits with Summer in their title...
10. Joe Cocker - Summer In The City
Not only is this Joe Cocker hit a classic, it also ensures Kid Rock doesn't make it onto our list...
Manziel flips the bird at the Redskins
Lets start our NFL section off with an article about one of the most scrutinized and watched players right now in all of American Football. The one and only, Johnny ‘Football’ Manziel of the Cleveland Browns.
After a strong showing in his first NFL game aga...
Copper Face Jacks are to introduce a ‘Knickers Vending Machine’
Ireland’s most beloved nightclub is about to take an innovative step by introducing a‘Knickers Vending Machine’ next to its cloakroom area. This will be a vending machine, similar in style to ones that dispense drinks and chocolate bars, which for €5 will disp...
The most postmodern mugshot ever taken
Robert Burt poses for a mugshot while wearing a t-shirt that depicts his mugshot.
This is a Liberal Arts graduates' wet dream. A nuanced critique of this would easily fill a 2,000 word essay on culture clashing with the repressive state apparatuses.
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