6 Girls Every Guy Dreams He’ll Date In College

6. Rihanna

college dream girl


Ah Rihanna. We’d stand under her umbrella any day. Actually, the ultimate dream date for every college guy would be Kate Upton and Rihanna both of whom are now lesbian lovers, and Kate moonlights as a lecturer in mathematics (when not busy modelling), and they’ve been so impressed by your thesis on Feminism Through The Power Of Numbers that they’ve invited you back to their place for a Buffy marathon before lots of sex.

Back to reality though lads, wake up, quit dreaming, cop on, appreciate the girls around you, and your life will be all the better for it.



Cian Taaffe