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5 Movies to see before/instead of Interstellar

Every man and his dog has done a review for this movie, so here’s a few movies that you may want to check out if there’s not an IMAX cinema nearby. Gravity: The comparisons are inevitable in that it’s pre...

Piers Morgan, everybody.

Professional twat Piers Morgan has proposed a cure for racism in America - to stop being racist. In his editorial column in The Daily Mail, Piers asserted that the only way the N-word can be eradicated from ...

Band Aid to cringe it’s way to Number One once more

Bob Geldof is to refocus efforts to aid the Ebola outbreak as he feels the worldwide pandemic has become “too mainstream”. Instead, the Boomtown Rats frontman will use the proceeds from the single on helping...

Football gets the X Factor

As blood curdling as it is to see any amount of preening adolescent ponces lining the X Factor stage on a Saturday night, the morale high ground of football fandom is a line that’s becoming more and more blurre...