Here’s a look behind each zodiac sign and their fantastic qualities.


Pisces (20 February – 20 March)

These guys are cocky. Often lies in bed all day to avoid responsibilities. Pisces cry for no reason. You can dare them to down several tequilas and they’ll do it without a second thought.


Aries (21 March – 20 April)

A very reckless driver. They love to indulge themselves with a Chinese takeaway more often than they should. They think they are best  the at everything. Aries piss off everyone they talk to.


Taurus (21 April – 21 May)

Most likely to start a fight in a pub or nightclub over who spilt their drink. Often has an ongoing feud with someone and will throw shade at anyone. Taurus will get hangry very quickly when they wait for their food at a resturant.


Gemini (22 May – 21 June)

Often gets first class honours when they actually study. Geminis have the attention span of a goldfish. They would flirt with a pole if they could.


Cancer (22 June – 23 July)

Wants to be in a relationship all the time because they are very needy for affection. They will end up arrested some point in their lives. Wants everything to be about them.


Leo (24 July – 23 August)

Loves to talk behind people’s backs. They never listen to their boss at work. Leos will always go up to their lecturer asking to change their grade after they get an assignment back. Have an annoyingly smug smile.


Virgo (24 August – 23 September)

These are OCD freaks. Housemates are scared to touch their food in the fridge. Never laughs or cries as they have no emotion at all. They actually enjoy complaining about things. Virgos believe that they are always right.


Libra (24 September – 23 October)

They have their head in the clouds all the time. Never seem to be with the program at all. Always gets shit-faced on nights out. They never seem to sit still.


Scorpio (24 October – 22 November)

They have an inner rage that comes out when they are drunk. Can be too competitive when playing beer pong. The biggest snake out there, don’t trust them at all!


Sagittarius (23 November – 21 December)

The biggest chancer out there. They’re a drunk and in denial about it. A friend of a Sagittarius may need to stage an intervention.


Capricorn (22 December – 20 January)

Capricorns are afraid of commitment. They dress to impress to make up for their boring personality. They are very shrewd with money and won’t give their friends a loan for a pack of fags.


By Aoife Crilly