Funniest Things Said During Sex smn Dating Oxygen.ie sponsored by Nine Monks The BIG competition is here! Get a chance to win all this cool stuff in a Nine Monks Hamper. Follow @ninemonks on Instagram to enter the competition! #JOINTHEORDER Sex is great and all. Sometimes however, things a get little awkward. Here are some of the funniest things people have actually said during sex. 1. Had a guy refer to my arse as a pussy and my dick as a clit. Being reminded of female anatomy turns me off massively, crazy as it sounds! – FrozenCells 2. he rolled over onto his stomach like he wanted me to dry hump him and sensually whispered, “tell me what your favorite food snacks are.” i paused for nearly 10 seconds trying to figure out what to do. – impreane 3. Don’t worry if someone walks in, I have roommates – NJPenPal 4. “your canines (teeth) are so sharp and sexy” I’m still pondering that one. Perhaps he’s into vampires? – smad1705 5. “You don’t have to mean it, just tell me you love me” on our second fuck. He was borderline stalker after that since it weirded me out and I ended things. – signal-zero 6. Right after he finished, he said “Don’t make me regret that.” Romance is dead. – Twinkadjacent 7. I had a guy lick my lips, and not just like a quick slip, it was full on puppy kisses on my lips, and he refused to have a normal kiss. Awkward, right? Well, it got even worse when he stopped, looked at my bottom lip, and said/moaned “Ohhhhhrrrruuuufffffff” and panted. Literally left to go home immediately – GabeKnope 8. “You taste like bacon.” – meh85 9. “And boom goes the dynamite.” – galileo87 By Aoife Crilly Comments comments
