A Tallaght dealer has sent the entire suburb into frenzy after announcing a list of ‘Green Friday’ deals available to the public for one day only.

In a bid to compete with high-street retailers offering special bargains, the dealer known only as ‘Mad Anto’ has slashed the prices of his products by almost half for one day only.

This has lead to queues already forming outside the 56A bus stop from which in order to beat the rush before he shows up, sometime between 12 and 2pm.

While ‘Mad Anto’ refused to speak to Oxygen.ie reporters, one local source related to the dealer talked to us about the genesis of the idea.

“He’s only a f***ing genius! Sure why would ye bother spending €400 on a TV that will barely fit in yer gaff when you get a nice bit of weed?,” Tommy (19) said.

“It’s not just weed either; Anto has it all. Whatever ye need. I can’t even walk around The Sqaure these days without some lad coming up asking me about the deals.”

A list of the special offers leaked to Oxygen.ie revealed that cannabis, cocaine, LSD, ecstacy and magic mushrooms will all be available at discounts ranging between 30 and 50 percent.

One local Tallaght resident, who refused to reveal his identity, said that the sale has come at the perfect time of year for him and his girlfriend.

“Christmas is awful, because ye have to be buying the kids presents and doing this and that before ye even think ‘What about me gear?'”.

“Now we don’t have to worry about that. It truly is the most wonderful time of the year.”

Sources who are believed to be connected to the dealer refused to confirm or deny their relation, but did stress that customers should queue early in order to avoid disappointment.

An Garda Síochána said an investigation the matter was currently ongoing, refusing to comment any further on the matter.

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