Enda Kenny is set to bring in the aid of TV life guru Dr. Phil McGraw to make things right with the common man. The approach is a list ditch effort by the government.
Despite an upturn in the economy of recent times, Enda Kenny is said to be forlorn by his ill-fated relationship with the people after laying the majority of the recovery bill at their doorstep.
The Taoiseach is said to be very impressed with Dr. Phil’s methods, when watching the show every morning with his Cheerios.
“The talks nothing but pure sense and everyone thinks he’s a twat. I can relate to that.” Kenny said.
Dr. Phil is well known for his generosity on the show, often paying for different types of treatment for his guests in order to get them well again. It’s something that hasn’t been lost on the government, who hope that Dr. Phil will extend his generosity to the Irish economy.
“If he was to throw a few quid to get us up and running again, we’d be flying it.” Kenny went on.
It’s not known whether the Irish people are in favour of the move, with Jeremy Kyle being the other, cheaper option.