The Spanner

5 Ways To Spice Up Your Valentine’s Day

Oh, it is that time of the year again when the lovers of the world rejoice in meaningless gestures of affection and the singletons dust off the cobwebs off their genitals while eating half-priced, leftover choc...
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8 Top Tips For People Scared Of Flying

I once knew a man who was afraid of the possibility of seeing Richard Branson eating a bicycle. Even at the thought of it he would shudder, break out in a cold sweat and scream, “I just don't know why he'd do i...
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What Trump Really Meant In His Inauguration Speech

President Trump announced that his campaign for Presidency was all one big practical joke that’s part of a new prank show during his inaugural speech in Washington on Friday. Trump made the announcement in f...

Cow Asks Girl To Marry Him…Farmer Takes The Credit!

"Farmer wants a wife'...farmer's getting a wife". Irish farmer Ashley Farrell from County Tyrone proposed to girlfriend Anna Louise Martin on Christmas Eve in the most comically Irish way. He asked Anna to foll...
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Alive At The Apollo

The Republic of Ireland is currently in the middle of a unique revolution, unlike any other seen around the world. While some citizens of this planet have fought the system by voting for Brexit or Trump, the pe...