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Ryanair To Start Charging For ‘Emotional Baggage’

People are driven to travel for all sorts of reasons, relaxation; adventure; business, the forced transportation of narcotics; or, most importantly, to flee some deep trauma within themselves. Perhaps you are s...

5 Ways To Spice Up Your Valentine’s Day

Oh, it is that time of the year again when the lovers of the world rejoice in meaningless gestures of affection and the singletons dust off the cobwebs off their genitals while eating half-priced, leftover choc...
scared of flying

8 Top Tips For People Scared Of Flying

I once knew a man who was afraid of the possibility of seeing Richard Branson eating a bicycle. Even at the thought of it he would shudder, break out in a cold sweat and scream, “I just don't know why he'd do i...
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What Trump Really Meant In His Inauguration Speech

President Trump announced that his campaign for Presidency was all one big practical joke that’s part of a new prank show during his inaugural speech in Washington on Friday. Trump made the announcement in f...