Amazing! This Man Made Extra Time In His Days By Cutting All Of The ‘Kevins’ Out Of His Life We could seriously all take a leaf out of this guy's book! We all get sick and tired of not having enough free time to enjoy all the finer things in life, like Cher or some jam. Well what this 47-year old fath...
DUP Ask Tories For Coal To Keep Flags And Tensions Burning On The Twelfth The relationship between the Conservatories and their new bosom buddies, the Democratic Unionist Party, continues to blossom as is evident by their recent twitter conversation. Their online chat was riddled ...
Thirtysomething Man In Loud Nightclub Answering Everything With ‘Yes’ And Hoping For The Best A Bank of Ireland employee is reported to be in some distress in a Dublin nightclub, after a trip to a local public house for a post-work pint turned sour. Nigel Jones, 35, is believed to have gone to Searson’s...
Wow! This Is A Terrifying Development In Irish Porn Consumption An American teen has been admitted to hospital with stomach pains after swallowing a rolled-up pornographic magazine. 16, 13, claimed he’d been inspired to ingest the magazine after reading an article on the Ch...
A Shocking Celebrity Sex Tape Has Just Leaked Featuring These 90s Children’s TV Presenters There will come a time when it will be far easier to list the once-beloved children's television personalities who haven't seen their reputations disintegrate in a whirlwind of salacious accusations rather than...
“Everything’s Fine Now As The Taoiseach Ignoring Your Plight Is Gay,” Homeless Told People say that social progress often comes in fits and starts rather than following a smooth curve, well Leo Varadkar's appointment as Taoiseach represents one such jump. It heralds a new era in Irish, and ind...
“Let’s Just Say, I Now Just Go By ‘Mary’”- Virgin Mary Explains Reason For Knock Absence Several thousand people were left disappointed in Knock yesterday after gathering there on the word of a 14 year-old boy who promised the Virgin Mary would appear to them. The quasi-magical matriarch of the ...
Trump Renames FBI ‘Female Body Inspectors’, Appoints Self As Head The ongoing saga between President Trump and the FBI has taken yet another shocking turn. It has been reported that Donald Trump has dismissed Christopher Wray as head of the FBI, mere days after appointing ...
DUP Reconsidering If Pope Really Is The Antichrist After Meeting Theresa May Since it was announced on Friday that Theresa May was seeking to form a government with the involvement of the Northern Irish DUP, many of their more outlandish policies have come under scrutiny. Yet in amon...
“Do We Still Own There?” Theresa May Asks When Hearing Of The DUP And Northern Ireland In light of last night's election calamity for Theresa May it has been announced that she is to strike a deal with Northern Ireland's DUP to form a government. Ms. May went into the election boasting a 100 s...
