Tory leadership set to be decided by epic drug fuelled sesh

In what is going to be Last Man Standing style game the Election of a new Tory Leader and thus British Prime Minister is set be decided by a trial by sesh.

It was recently revealed that several of the candidates for the job have experimented with drugs in the past, from cocaine to opium. Boris Johnson took coke in college while the seemingly innocent Andrea Leasdom admitted to trying pot.

The event will be screened live on BBC1 across Britain and Ireland with opium head Rory Stewart the current favourite. The move represents an historic change from the traditional voting system but it has largely been greeted with positively by the British public.

Snoop Dog and Andy (London’s leading junkie) have been drafted in to judge the competition and ensure that all the candidates are sufficiently intoxicated throughout. ‘If the ride is more fly, then you must fly’ said the famous rapper as he rolled another joint. We don’t really know what he means by this but we know he’ll make a great judge.

Taoiseach Leo Varadkar has said he looks forward to ‘many a wild sesh’ at No. 10 Downing Street with the eventual winner.

The event could last upwards of a month with no clear end date in sight.

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