Kenny Says “Repeal 8th” After Traumatic Food Baby Abortion

Enda Kenny, like a man who has accidentally walked in on his parents making sweet, elderly love, has made a swift U-turn. Mr. Kenny, part-leader of the Irish Republic part-living personification of a scare-crow, has, in light of recent personal events, announc...
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Optimistic Fresher Buys 24 Pack Of Condoms

Fresh faced and buzzing after his Leaving Cert results, new college student and purchaser of condoms Mike Stern has already begun preparations for college life. Stern, 18, will be attending NUIG studying a course with a very high drop out rate, Computer Scienc...

Review: Free State of Jones

It’s been a resurgent couple of years for American period pieces. Stories of slavery and, reinterpretations of traditional Western tropes have had a prominent presence on the screen and at award season. From Django: Unchained (two Oscars) to The Revenant (thre...

Parents Bankrupt After Immersion Left On

Despite their many warnings, the O'Donnell parents, Shane and Julie, have found themselves declaring bankruptcy after their children failed to turn off the immersion. "Every day I'd tell them," Julie says, "every day I'd say, is the immersion on? If it is, tur...

Review: Blair Witch

Blair Witch is everything you should hate in a film. It’s a found footage sequel based on a classic psychological horror; be that as it may, you simply can’t. The film follows James, the brother of the missing Heather from The Blair Witch Project, as he and...

Top Tips For Freshers

As the shock of Leaving Cert results has settled down and students have confirmed where they'll be plying their trade for the next three to four years, the far greater shock of actually moving to, and getting started in uni can hit. So here we have a list of t...

Freshers’ College Survival Guide

Starting college can be an intimidating journey. New building, people, teachers and rules with a vastly different landscape to that of secondary school. Most of, if not everything, has changed and the first weeks can be daunting so here’s some Ned’s Declassifi...

College Bag Essentials

Summer has pretty much come to a close, which means it’s time to put down the after-sun and get the schoolbag back out; it’s back to college! While shops love to remind us of the wee babas going back to school as soon as it hits July, us third level students a...
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Review: JIM: The James Foley Story

The story of conflict journalist, James aka Jim Foley is one that gripped a nation during the years 2012-2014. JIM: The James Foley Story seeks to chronicle his journey in Libya and Syria during his time as a prisoner of war. Directed by Brian Oakes, the HBO d...