Kanye West’s crusade to transform his darling missus Kim Kardashian into his one true love is nearing completion.

Sources close to the pointless pin-up have expressed concern about her radical change in style since getting hitched to Kanye West, and the transformation has started to spread beyond her image.

Her newly shortened and peroxide locks have caused quite the stir on the internet for the less enlightened.

But with Kanye’s flagrant insecurity beginning to dominate the relationship, and Kim lying down for another oddly disgusting procedure every week – Kanye’s plan is beginning to take shape…