Gwyneth Paltrow has been Accused of Making Her Children Listen to their Father’s Music

In a week that shook the world with the announcement that the celebrity power couple Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are getting divorced, the story appears to have a more sinister tone underlying the split as allegations have emerged that Paltrow subjected her children to Coldplay’s third album ‘X&Y’ in its entirety during the summer of 2012.

These horrific allegations of cruel punishment by the Iron Man actress has left the fellow celebrities and fans in shock and disbelief. The story broke last night when CNN reporters became aware that Paltrow had been visited by Children Welfare Services after a house servant alerted the authorities to the alleged crime. A spokesperson for the Children Welfare Services confirmed that an agent had been to question Paltrow over the allegations but as of yet they have not pressed charges against the actress.

In a statement, the Children Welfare Services said, “While we take an accusation like this very seriously, we also do not wish to jump to conclusions on the matter. We implore the media to stay out of the affair while we conduct interviews and get to the bottom incident. This means that we would urge media outlets to not run stories that are based on speculation and wait for our office to produce the facts. At the moment, no arrests have been made and we will strive to make sure that the well being of the children will be the primary concern here.”

The spokesperson went on to say, “On a personal note, I find the allegations to be absolutely disgusting. How could one human being subject another to such vile audio diarrhoea, what makes the matter worse is that the children are not even in their teens. If the allegations are true, they can expect a lifetime of trauma to deal with and it will be a miracle if they manage to function correctly as a member of society after what has been done to them.”

Both Paltrow and Martin have failed to address the allegations and it is not known if Paltrow will face the death penalty should they be true.