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Do You Remember This TV Ad From Your Childhood?

Ever one to capitalise on belittling media from your childhood in the interests of generating web-traffic, we here at Oxygen.ie have not only hopped on the band-wagon, we've booked ourselves a first-class seat....
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Irish Colleges Involved In Massive Porn Scandal

Sorry did we say 'Scandal'? We meant to say 'Sandal'! That's right, several Irish colleges and Institutes of Technology have been involved in teaming up to make the world's largest pornographic sandal. It ha...

2016 To Be Charged With Mass Murder

Not content with the deaths of many beloved celebrities, 2016 has now decided to branch out into killing Cuban Revolutionaries.  The year 2016 is to be charged for the mass murder of over 80 much loved celeb...

Trump And Kenny Compare Comb-Over Tips In Phone-Call

Taoiseach Enda Kenny congratulated Mr. Trump yesterday on his Presidential Election via the Green Phone: Ireland's direct hotline to the White House. A source inside the minister's cabinet has leaked details...

Roy From IT Crowd A No-Show In Work This Morning

The IT department of Reynholm Industries, the fictional corporation from the hit television show The IT Crowd, has been left short-staffed this morning after one of its two technicians, Roy Trenneman, failed to...