By Sandy Scandal
Cian Gilmore, 21, was reported to have spent his weekend in the James Joyce library. When asked by Oxygen why he was set on staying there he said “I couldn’t take it anymore. Every bird I follow is posting Primavera. It’s giving me mad fomo.”
Cian also discussed his reasoning for choosing the library as his spot to avoid the fomo. “I thought libraries were for studying, but it turns out that’s not the case. You are allowed your phone. In fact everyone just sits on them here. I can’t believe I nicked a student card for this.”
It was later confirmed by UCD library staff that Cian did not in fact attend UCD or any college. When getting off the luas Cian swiped a student card from a passenger’s hand. “I thought it was a leap card and would get me to work, but the lad actually turned out to be a nerd and was holding his UCD card. I skipped work and said I’d give this place a try.”
Cian says he plans to return to the library in August. “Couldn’t get tickets for Electric Picnic either. Can you feckin believe it?”