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Tips for Surviving a Complicated Christmas

If I were allotted only one adjective to describe the Christmas holidays, I think I would settle with “complicated”. I was going to say “fattening”, but lets be real, life is fattening, and there’s no time of the year more complicated than the festive season. It’s the same sh*t every …

Frozen Ankle Epidemic Sweeps Nation

A frozen ankle epidemic has swept across the island of Ireland. Experts have cited the recent trend of wearing ankle socks with jeans rolled up at the bottom as the major cause. Oxygen reporters set out across the country to investigate. In the past, fashion giants Penneys have been accused …