Ever one to capitalise on belittling media from your childhood in the interests of generating web-traffic, we here at Oxygen.ie have not only hopped on the band-wagon, we’ve booked ourselves a first-class seat.

Things were different back in the [insert decade of your birth here] remember how [generic mass consumer product] used to [insert slight difference between product or service then and now], ‘cos we sure do! Much in the same way that Coca-Cola used to be full of more cocaine than Michaela McCollum returning from a South American sojourn, products, and their intended use, have changed over time, just see if you remember this ad for congealed-bovine-tit-milk or ‘butter’ from your childhood.