Slipping Through The Net: The Problem With Irish Youth Football
As normality returns to the city of Lille on that warm summer’s night in June, thousands of young Irish boys close their eyes and imagine. They imagine that they are Belvedere FC’s own Wes Hoolahan, picking the ball up from the right-hand side, they lift their...
Fashion Tips For The Week
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Although it may not be t-shirt weather yet, steal some inspiration from Gigi for those pub nights where you may not want to shiver in a tiny top- layering is key. Now, here she wears denim jeans, denim skirt and a denim jacket, which is no...
What Trump Really Meant In His Inauguration Speech
President Trump announced that his campaign for Presidency was all one big practical joke that’s part of a new prank show during his inaugural speech in Washington on Friday.
Trump made the announcement in front of a live audience at the National Mall in Wa...
5 Best Washington Spots To Watch Trump’s Inauguration… For Assassins
Well, the day is upon us. The day where we get to welcome a man who resembles an elaborate effigy made of frankfurter sausages gaffer-taped together as leader of the ostensible free world. Like all monumental public events in history organised by a narcissist,...
Trump To Promise Free Gun To ‘Everybody In The Audience’ At Inauguration
Rumours are trickling down from Trump Towers that Donald Trump, in a Late Late Show-esque move, is to give a gun to ‘everybody in the audience’ during today's inauguration.
Our sources claim Trump came to this decision when on the loo at 3am last Thursday. It...
Michael Flatley Set To Dance On The Grave Of Democracy At Trump Inauguration
It has been announced today that Michael Flatley is set to perform at Trump’s inauguration, raising the number of perma-tanned, fame-crazed narcissists in attendance by some 100%. As America waves goodbye to departing President Barack Obama and to the concept ...
Cow Asks Girl To Marry Him…Farmer Takes The Credit!
"Farmer wants a wife'...farmer's getting a wife". Irish farmer Ashley Farrell from County Tyrone proposed to girlfriend Anna Louise Martin on Christmas Eve in the most comically Irish way. He asked Anna to follow him to the shed where she found the less than p...