The quickest way to get your face in the paper is to take part in some form of protest
Living away from home isn’t as amazeballs as you expected it to be
Daytime Television is simply fantastic
For the right price, you’ll drink any old piss
Naps are amazing and you will wish you had appreciated them more as a child
The solution to any disagreement is that both sides come together and open a bakery
Even cooking Pizzas can be challenging
There’s a drinking game for absolutely every occasion
It’s more fun dancing like a lunatic than trying to look cool, and it actually increases your chances of getting laid
No matter how many degrees and postgrads you achieve, Justin Bieber will still make more money than you ever will…
