With Planet Earth 2 on our screens we are reminded of the full extent of David Attenborough’s silky-voiced glory and, no matter how much we may not wish it, that there will come a time when we have to face a world without David Attenborough. Danny Dyer, on the other hand, shows no signs of ever stopping, despite popular demand. He seems determined to force his television career, entirely built on the premise that he occasionally wears a leather jacket and has poor diction, onto the general public.

This video, of a Caiman crocodile having its entire head and face eaten by a large cat, narrated by Danny D, is the type of thing that may await us in a post-Attenborough world. Lord have mercy on us all.

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