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The Twilight Saga: Eclipse review

The time has come when eardrums the world over are readying themselves to be burst as the so-called ‘Twi-Hards’ are released for the third instalment of The Twilight Saga, Eclipse.

When we last met our heroes, Edward had proposed, and Jacob was skulking in the background waiting to pounce. In this instalment it emerges that Bella doesn’t believe in marrying young, but is fine with being an eternal member of Edward’s immortal ‘family’.

Edward is over a hundred years old and feels it’s time he settled down with a wife, but doesn’t believe in sex before marriage. Meanwhile, Jacob...well Jacob is still waiting in the wings, and in this instalment he finally gets his chance with Bella. Confused? It’s all in a day’s work in Forks.

Once again, the ever-unlucky Bella finds herself in danger as she is pursued by a growing, glowing army of freshly-squeezed vampires as well as vampire ‘royalty’ the Volturi who are torn between wanting her dead, and wanting her un-dead.

As is becoming a trend with the saga, a new director has been brought on board. David Slade (30 Days of Night) was announced amidst mixed feelings from fans, who feared an association with the horror genre. Slade does take the action up a notch from the previous, but is careful to remain true to Meyer’s characters.

He adds a darker, violent aspect to Meyer’s utopian vampires, which makes them more accessible. This darker aspect carries through our love triangle and Slade’s allowing the actors to loosen up slightly pushes Eclipse from teen obsession into mainstream film-making, much to the relief of boyfriends worldwide.

The movie follows the same template as that which came before, Bella must choose between an animal and a dead man. Her ultimate choices will surprise few. Eclipse is nothing without the chemistry between Bella and Edward, which creates tension and spurs the story on. A surprise in this instalment is the chemistry between Jacob and Edward, who play off of each other with a mix of humour and hatred.

Chemistry is also where it falls short. Where Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart shine through their miserable expressions to create palpable tension, the relationship between Bella and her werewolf friend is almost cringe-worthy at times. There seems to be more sexual tension between Bella’s father and a can of beer.

There are some unnecessary explorations of character histories which do nothing to enhance the main story-line as well as some slightly over-the-top moments that can be construed as thinly-veiled preaching, which will amuse some and irritate others. We witness some increasingly awkward moments between our two leads, but these moments are what we have come to expect. To Bella’s credit, she takes being told to keep her clothes on by her boyfriend on the chin.

It’s not the most incredible film you’ll have seen, but Slade has made great strides in taking the saga from niche into the mainstream. Fans of the saga will not be disappointed and those whom the fans drag along might be in for a surprise in a watchable, and perhaps even enjoyable vampire extravaganza.

Ciara O'Brien

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Miami named most miserable U.S. city

(Reuters) - Warm sun, white beaches, and million-dollar mansions notwithstanding, Miami has captured the dubious distinction of being the most miserable city in the United States, according to a new poll.

The playground of the rich and famous is home to a crippling housing crisis, one of the highest crime rates in the country, and lengthy daily commutes for workers, all of which have propelled it to the No. 1 position in the Forbes.com list.

"Miami has sun and beautiful weather but other things make people miserable. You have this two-tier society: glitzy South Beach attracts celebrities, but the income inequality has skyrocketed in recent years," explained Forbes Senior Editor Kurt Badenhausen.

The rankings are based on factors including jobless rates, violent crime, foreclosures, income and property taxes, as well as considerations like weather, commute time and political corruption.

Reeling for decades from the decline of the U.S. auto industry, Michigan's troubled duo of Detroit and Flint registered at No. 2 and No. 3, respectively, among the most miserable cities.

"Detroit and Flint are struggling," said Badenhausen. "Violent crime is highest in the country in Detroit; housing prices are down 55 percent. Detroit is closing schools and laying off policemen. In recent years they have been demolishing houses to change their city landscapes"

West Palm Beach, Florida and Sacramento, California rounded out the top five cities.

"We're trying to judge cities where residents have a lot of complaints. It doesn't mean that there aren't terrific things there," he said.

And for the haves Miami's charms remain undiminished.

"The one percent in Miami is doing fantastic. But for the vast majority, who make less than $75,000 (a year), Miami can be a challenging place," he said. "Forty-seven percent of homeowners sit on underwater mortgages. That's tough."