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The Spanner's 2010 predictions

Every morning at Spanner Towers we have a live animal sacrifice with our tea and toast. So we decided to put those entrails to good use and do a little forecasting for the year ahead. It's our 2010 predictions...

Politics

At home, those cheeky oul soldiers of destitution Fianna Failure will win a snap election caused by John Gormless' attempt to make organic tofu the staple food of Ireland. Despite unemployment of 124% (most of our emigrants are now on the dole abroad) and 13 years of disastrous rule, Biffo’s boys triumph after promising every citizen a pint and a bag of smokey bacon taytos upon re-election. Fine Gael oust leader Anden Kenny, blaming his decision to turn up for a key television debate in a cocktail dress as a major factor in the electoral defeat.

Citing threats of ‘Terror and uh shit...’ the world’s noble defender of freedom, the USA, will invade another middle-eastern country. Or at least one full of muslims. Just as long as it starts with I, ends in N and has RA in the middle. Iran is a good bet, not only because they’re mental but also as they are clearly harbouring IRA terrorists in the name of their country itself. As if we wouldn’t notice.

Pointless conflicts that will continue: Arabs vs Jews, Northern Taigs vs Northern Prods, Right wing Americans vs Rational thought

Technology

 

On November 1, facebook will become self aware. It will target its enemies, mankind, with a devastating barrage of fake nasty comments between friends. While the entire human race is busy squabbaling and posting embarrassing revenge videos online, facebook will quickly take over the world, ruling us through proxies trained on Mafia Wars and striking down troublemakers and resisters with devastating superpokes. The lucky ones will be dispatched to feed the slave population from the Farmville fields. The rest will be deactivated. Permanently.

Shit you will want to buy but won't because you're on the dole: fancy iphone / google phone, real life friends, robot slave / girlfriend.

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Irishman makes "billion-euro home" of shredded notes

(Reuters) - An unemployed Irish artist has built a home from the shredded remains of 1.4 billion euros ($1.82 billion), a monument to the "madness" he says has been wrought on Ireland by the single currency, from a spectacular construction boom to a wrenching bust.

Frank Buckley built the apartment in the lobby of a Dublin office building that has lain vacant since its completion four years ago at the peak of an ill-fated construction boom, using bricks of shredded euro notes he borrowed from Ireland's national mint.

"It's a reflection of the whole madness that gripped us," Buckley said of what he calls his "billion-euro home."

"People were pouring billions into buildings now worth nothing," he said. "I wanted to create something from nothing."

A wave of cheap credit flowed into Ireland in the early 2000s after Ireland joined the currency zone fuelling a huge property bubble that transformed the country.

The bubble's collapse since 2007 plunged Ireland into the deepest recession in the industrialized world, forcing the former "Celtic Tiger" to accept a humiliating bailout from the EU and the IMF.

Buckley was given a 100 percent mortgage at the peak of the boom to buy a 365,000 euro home on the far reaches of Dublin's commuter belt, despite the fact he had no steady income.

He has separated from his wife who lives in the home, which has since lost at least one-third of its value.

Living in his "billion euro home" since the start of December, Buckley is working on adding a kitchen to the living room and hall.

The walls and floor are covered in euro shreddings and the house is so warm Buckley sleeps without a blanket.

Pictures made from notes and coins decorate the walls, including one of a house, made from Irish 5 pence pieces.

"There are houses in Ireland worth less than that," Buckley quips.

Buckley said he wants Europe's politicians to solve the eurozone debt crisis without destroying its currency. But if the currency ultimately fails, he will happily use the euro zone's defunct notes as fodder for future projects.

"Whatever you say about the euro, it's a great insulator."