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The Spanner Magazine Archive
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Welcome to the online archive of The Spanner print magazine

December 2011 issue online now
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Whether you've missed out on on a copy on campus or you just want to refresh your memory this is the place to catch up on back issues of Ireland's favourite satirical magazine.

Every edition of the magazine is uploaded in full and can be read straight away (no software required) in a high quality but quick downloading format.

Don't forget for your weekly dosage of web based satire the Spanner online is always available under the button at the top of this page. 

Enjoy!

The Spanner Magazine Issue 31

Christmas has been cancelled but The Spanner is here to help you through the pain with a cracker of a magazine.

Learn how to steal/make your presents in our Xmas Scab guide, prepare yourself for stomach pumping with our Ultimate 12 pubs and read the sad story of how Santa ended up in receivership.

There's also loads of satirical news, Top 10 Xmas jokes, Bad Santas, Xposed, Spanner Pics and Christmas Cartoons. Not to mention some slightly askew Year in Reviews.

It's tastier than a giant turkey stuffed full of selection boxes.

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The Spanner Magazine Issue 30

 

The second issue of The Spanner in 2011 has finally arrived.

Comedy rokc group, Dead Cat Bounce, sat down to tell the Spanner all about their single 'Rugby' and which rugby player they'd most like to ride. We also had a word with the star of Your Highness, Eastbound and Down, and general funny man, Danny McBride.

Along with all the best shots from this years Smedia awards, you'll also get to enjoy our Top Ten Things Bitches Love, The Guide to a Free Night Out, Lookalikeys, The Arts Student epidemic, and all of our usual satirical 'news'. Enjoy.

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The Spanner Magazine Issue 29

The first issue of The Spanner in 2011. About time, I know.

In this issue we've got an exclusive interview with The Rubberbandits who tell us about their horse outside. We also sat down with the Hardy Bucks who tell us about their latest drinkin', schmokin' and fightin'.

You'll also get to enjoy our Top Ten Things They Don't Teach You in College, Love Lessons from Hollywood, some hilarious cartoons, Xposed galleries, and all of our usual satirical news. Lucky you.

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The Spanner Magazine Issue 28

We've got holiday fever in our Spanner Summer Special, as we tearfully bid another academic year goodbye.

Learn about your employment (ha!) and travel options in our Employmigration guide, get the real heads up on stateside summer with J1 fun, and revel in the vomit soaked damp tent that is our collection of festival tips.

There's also all the winners and pics from the Oxygen.ie National Student Media Awards, Tiger Woods Exam Guide, a look at post-apocalypse Ireland and all the usual satirical news.

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The Spanner Magazine Issue 27

The Spanner makes its triumphant return. What do you mean you didn't notice it was gone? 

As ever, we've got lots of satirical fun - including our cover story of a divisive online practice, news of Michael O'Leary's latest verbal outrage and The Spanner's guide to The Races . Not to mention Vox pops, Haiku and an expose of your Student's Union election candidates.

We've also got an interview with the comedian everyone loves to hate - Dave McSavage, cheating sportsmen jokes and Xposed pics from 2010 RAG weeks.

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The Spanner Magazine Issue 26

In our special Santa's birthday issue of The Spanner you'll find: valuable advice on how to have a scabby Xmas reviews of the year in Sport and Arts and the very first Golden Spanner Awards.

In addition to all your usual favourite satirical stories we also have an interview with Limerick pranksters The Rubberbandits.

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The Spanner Magazine Issue 25

For our first issue of the new drinking (aka Academic) year The Spanner presents some essential College info such as: how to Dress like a Stereotype where to find your local Meat Market Part Time Jobs you may not have considered and a Guide to Daytime TV. We also have all the usual satirical nonsense and an interview with Delorentos.

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The Spanner Magazine Issue 24

Madonna and Shaun Wright-Philips decorate our tasteful final cover of the year in a post-colonial preternatural adoption special. We round off our music coverage with an interview with Boys Noize, and finish off our Guide to Summer. Tasty features on Unemployment and study wonder drug Modafinil round off the year...click here to read this edition


 

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The Spanner Magazine Issue 23

As winter gives way to spring, we carry and interview with choice music prize winner Jape and kick off our guide to summer with The Spanner's Guide to Summer-Part I. The run down on all festivals, home and abroad, is given. On top of this, we have a Guide to Facebook stalking, and a ritual slating of Bloggers...click here to read this edition

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The Spanner Issue 22

Tommy Tiernan graces our cover as he waxes lyrical about Bob Dylan, controversy and handicapped travellers. All this straight talking is offset by our usual crap, with a Guide to TV and some stirling investigative work on the darker side of Eddie Hobbs...click here to read this edition.


 
 

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The Spanner Magazine Issue 21

Sexy Angelina Jolie introduces our round up of all things newsworthy in 2008. Things get mashed up in our review of I Love Techno and a new feature makes it's debut as we take a look at 'Alive!' in our Laughable Publication of the month...click here to see this edition

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The Spanner Magazine Issue 20

Cheryl Cole tantalises readers inside, where they can find the ultimate Guide to The Recession, not to mention a top class exposé on Clampers, and a (genuine) interview with Super Extra Bonus Party...Click here to read this edition


 

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The Spanner Magazine Issue 19

The year gets off to a bang with our first edition of 2008-2009. Highlights include our very own guide to college, an 'interview' with The Coronas, while intellects up and down the country are challenged by our College Quiz...Click here to view this edition

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Spanner Pics

Enda and Sarko remember the good oul days

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Joke of the Day

John Terry won't be facing trial for racial abuse until after Euro 2012. So he's free to lead his country into Poland. Just like his hero did.
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Spanner TV

Don't feed the Elephants

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Irishman makes "billion-euro home" of shredded notes

(Reuters) - An unemployed Irish artist has built a home from the shredded remains of 1.4 billion euros ($1.82 billion), a monument to the "madness" he says has been wrought on Ireland by the single currency, from a spectacular construction boom to a wrenching bust.

Frank Buckley built the apartment in the lobby of a Dublin office building that has lain vacant since its completion four years ago at the peak of an ill-fated construction boom, using bricks of shredded euro notes he borrowed from Ireland's national mint.

"It's a reflection of the whole madness that gripped us," Buckley said of what he calls his "billion-euro home."

"People were pouring billions into buildings now worth nothing," he said. "I wanted to create something from nothing."

A wave of cheap credit flowed into Ireland in the early 2000s after Ireland joined the currency zone fuelling a huge property bubble that transformed the country.

The bubble's collapse since 2007 plunged Ireland into the deepest recession in the industrialized world, forcing the former "Celtic Tiger" to accept a humiliating bailout from the EU and the IMF.

Buckley was given a 100 percent mortgage at the peak of the boom to buy a 365,000 euro home on the far reaches of Dublin's commuter belt, despite the fact he had no steady income.

He has separated from his wife who lives in the home, which has since lost at least one-third of its value.

Living in his "billion euro home" since the start of December, Buckley is working on adding a kitchen to the living room and hall.

The walls and floor are covered in euro shreddings and the house is so warm Buckley sleeps without a blanket.

Pictures made from notes and coins decorate the walls, including one of a house, made from Irish 5 pence pieces.

"There are houses in Ireland worth less than that," Buckley quips.

Buckley said he wants Europe's politicians to solve the eurozone debt crisis without destroying its currency. But if the currency ultimately fails, he will happily use the euro zone's defunct notes as fodder for future projects.

"Whatever you say about the euro, it's a great insulator."