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| Never mind the euro lads... |
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Forget about your Skodas, tuk-tuks are where it's at |
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| Benny has a brainwave... |
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Scarleh for yer ma for havin ya... |
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| Smedias 2012 reveals possible Jackeen-Culchie schism behind award winners |
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The real reason behind the referendum is to parade all those pretty posters |
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| Prank backfire! |
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Australians turn Irish super-human drinking to their advantage |
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| Groundbreaking research reveals something or other... |
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Green Knights save Rangers... with conditions. |
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| Learn how to be a hilariously horrible bastard to your 'friends' |
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Shocking breach of rules 'uncovered' |
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| JT vows to clear his name despite video evidence he's a scumbag |
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Friendship with sneaky politicians ain't what it used to be... |
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| Thank God you're just cowering behind the telly |
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Fine work from Brendogg and Bolsak |
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| Joe does a Lennon. Ish. |
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99% of people 'thought he already was' |
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| OMG it's just like looking at MySpace! |
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Third secret of Fatima revealed... |
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| Lawsuits against James Cameron prepared... |
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Flaw in open prisons exposed |
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It's Doomsday scenario this Good Friday for one unlucky student... |
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King Kenny scrapes the bottom of the excuses barrel with his latest rant... |
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| You'll need a bigger shoe... |
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So that's 80 for posters, 40 for the train, ah shite... |
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| We assemble a collection of particularly pungent politicians.. |
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Medics left frustrated as religion takes kudos for recovery |
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| Disgraced former Taoiseach defies mockery |
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Goose loose outside this hoose |
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| Dignity is for countries who haven't sold their ring to the Troika |
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Alan Shatter to take law into his own hands |
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| Oil strike gets us more than we bargained for... |
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Lunatic pumps iron while driving motorbike |
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| Every time you fail to facebook someone dies |
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Crusading judges hand in hand with revenue vampires |
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| Russian billionaire takes matters into his own hands... |
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Temporary loss of social networking causes havoc... |
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| Dreaded February 29 passes safely - for most |
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Shinners real motivation for printer usage revealed |
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| Deliciously dark ad from Aussie college |
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Social network's megalomania reaches new heights |
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| Desperate times call for desperate measures... |
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Puff-meister flies in to defuse dangerous 'beef' |
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| Sure that'll barely cover a new getaway car... |
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Republic of Telly's homage to our new realideee 'heroes' |
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| Record industry's ambitious new plan |
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French attempt to build bridges |
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| New handshake controversy hits football |
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Bais in blue move into 20th century |
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| Our homage to engrish errors everywhere... |
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Tallafornia making a holy show of Irish morality |
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| Carlow's finest lands gig of his life |
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Very funny behind the scenes look at a computer game classic... |
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| Excellent word-based musical fun |
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Crafty politicians attempt to distract disgruntled Irish citizens |
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| Croke Park bow to the inevitable and officially allow rows |
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Finance Minister in new historical controversy |
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| Elderly tax cheats get thermals in a twist |
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Media hype leads to disappointing drug experience |
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| That'll teach them to stay off the pitch... |
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Premier League continues transformation into professional wrestling |
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| The good intentions we have for the New Year... and what really happens instead |
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Irish singer to enter American political crazy-off |
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| Fitness provider's false advertising provokes outrage |
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Would Olympians have the balls to do this? |
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| Forget the Oscars, read our tribute to the year's biggest dopes! |
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A dozen reasons why de Irish Christmas is de bizness |
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| Shut up, what's more Christmassy than a bear?! |
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Toys for rent and in-church sessions introduced! |
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| Crazy Indians defy gravity by driving on walls |
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Wikileaks founder in danger of jeopardising extradition appeal |
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| Secret backers of protest movement revealed |
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Canadian football reunion descends into hilarious old-man fisticuffs... |
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| The things people will do to avoid being called a racist |
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Romanian 'vampires' lure in fans of movie |
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| The Rubberbandits want a black man in their gang. Have they tried looking in Naas? |
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Politician suffers trauma of accidentally receiving thousands... |
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| Crafty politicians keep their promises. Technically. |
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Supporters miss traditional play-off feelings of terror |
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| Public servants at it again |
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Frozen goldfish comes back to life |
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| Victim warns of new syndrome affecting students |
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Desperate measures taken by world leaders revealed |
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| Don't try this at home. Or anywhere else. |
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They'll be taxing dirty thoughts next |
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| Discovery of 'lost' 3.6bn euro raises financial hopes |
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Chelsea fuhrer clarifies racist remarks to QPR player |
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| Shits outweigh giggles by overwhelming margin |
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Simply brilliant Halloween costume |
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| Check out the Top 10 laughs from the melodrama that was the Race for the Aras 11. |
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Sean Gallagher has a 'private' word with Martin McGuinness in the aftermath of the Prime Time debate |
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| Economist's espionage winds up crusties |
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Public 'unappy' over Church's latest boob |
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| Ireland captain not getting ahead of himself |
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The street view of the presidential campaign |
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| R&B diva's sinfulness corrupts Bangor youth |
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David Norris names and shames a few acquaintances... |
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| Brazilian ref could teach Ronaldo and Co a thing or two |
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Middle east conflict unlikely to go to penalties |
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| Prepare yourself, human race. Apparently we've been lied to by psychics and mediums across the world |
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An incredible juggling video from a girl that somehow becomes more attractive the more she juggles |
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| Amid a week of difficulty and criticism, Arsene Wenger finally silences the doubters |
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The latest dance craze from the Rose of Tralee proves unsuccessful in going on the pull |
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| See the latest way in which our complaints can be ignored |
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The essential guide for any Irishers travelling over to New Zealand for the rugby World Cup |
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| Everyone's favourite children's TV puppet is here to save the country |
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Apparently the weather in LA is singificantly warmer than Crumlin |
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| Some breaking news reveals a startling revelation about Ireland's workforce |
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Trying to pull? Need a wingman? Look no further! |
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| A sneaky ploy to achieve Olympic success |
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David Norris reveals his shocking secret |
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| Things going from bad to worse for the UK government |
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Without a doubt the greatest beard man has ever seen |
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| The news we all feared has finally come to pass |
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A cynical bid to solve the financial crisis... |
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| The new smartphone phenomenon is having serious repercussions |
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It's time to say goodnight, Elmo |
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| A new survey reveals the truth about The Forgotten Kingdom |
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'Down with this sort of thing', say Church |
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| A man discovers that going out on the lash is overrated |
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Mary and Lizzy are inseperable |
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| Even animals must understand that haters gon' hate |
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Vincent Browne discusses jizz in great detail |
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| It's high time we left the sport out of sport |
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Oxegen full of scumbags? What a shock! |
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| Sexing a human is quite a commendable achievement in the dog world |
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The worst fear of any chat roulette user |
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| It's been a long time coming, but it has finally been revealed that Paul Galvin is actually not a fashionable man |
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Grand drying out. Fierce mild out there |
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| It's difficult being a tourist in Ireland... |
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I mean, would ya just look at him sir? |
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| Good ol' Wimbledon - Strawberries and cream, Sue Barker and Andy Murray's annoying Mother. |
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There's no room for scruples in the world of reality television |
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| Fear not fellow Europeans, we're saved! |
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The race for Presidential nomination is heating up |
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| Famous Economist David McWilliams takes the first step down the road to reality TV |
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Hilarious Rugby advertisement from the Czech Republic |
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| Fairly short Summer we had anyway |
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The manager merry-go-round continues to spin |
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| The dizzying highs of a local beauty pageant |
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A man getting slapped by a fish - it's a beautiful thing |
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| The floodgates have opened on Ryan Giggs' private life |
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The saga of airline workers continues to drag on |
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| The death of a scumbag is always a sad day for the boys |
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A classic prank, pulled to perfection, and all on film |
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| FIFA try to defend themselves amidst new claims of corruption |
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Owen Hargreaves gets some more bad news to put his career in jeopardy |
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| Peter Stringfellow outlines his next big project |
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It's Gameboy music, but not quite what you're expecting |
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| Don't be upset if you missed the end of the world, it wasn't up to much |
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An incredibly awkward exchange between a news anchord and reporter |
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| Attempted rap is a very serious crime |
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It's not easy being born into luxury |
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| The IMF is making reassuring changes to management |
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A new Irish cartoon. Watch the ad right 'til the end |
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| A young university student worries about covering up for his study |
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Some people aren't too happy about only getting to see the worse Royal couple |
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| Scrabble attempts to keep up with the latest technological developments |
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Quite a rational reaction to being clamped |
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| Osama bin Laden has finally had enough of all that hiding |
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Someone got married or something, didn't they? |
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| The exciting developments in Ireland's hottest venue |
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A person of authority making a mistake - one of life's simple pleasures |
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| It's the Royal Wedding, and you can't argue with tradition |
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Look! A new inane bullshit thing to do on Facebook! |
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| A kind gesture from Ireland's rose |
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One of the greatest, most pointless leaps from the stand |
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| This guy's knowledge of Facebook is unrivalled |
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This, my friends, is how you win a wheelbarrow race |
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| French president Nicolas Sarkozy reveals his next plan |
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An interesting take on the cuts |
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| Our boys in blue have been letting us down yet again |
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At least he's off the weed though, eh? |
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| You don't need to read something to know it's bad |
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Have a look at the Black-Irish living in Montserrat |
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| CBS plead with Charlie Sheen to return |
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New sensation Rebecca Black makes an appearance in The Inbetweeners |
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| < >The Spanner Ezine Vol 223 |
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| The FAI prepare the nation for the inevitable |
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See the UN's latest action against Gaddafi |
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| Read all about the poor victim who nobody actually liked |
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One of the best flashmobs there has ever been |
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| < >The Spanner Ezine Vol 222 |
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| The UN finally come out and talk about taking action about Gaddafi |
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A regular man outlines his intentions for our National holiday |
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| The importance of supportive Facebook groups is not lost on the Japanese Prime Minister |
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Time to take a long look at ourselves and the state of the country |
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| < >The Spanner Ezine Vol 221 |
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| Everyone's favourite graffiti artist, Mossey is back in action |
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Roy Keane and Mick McCarthy's spat from Goodfellas |
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| < >The Spanner Ezine Vol 220 |
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| A little bit of sunshine offers the country hope |
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Charlie Sheen continues to live the life of a complete mentalist |
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| < >The Spanner Ezine Vol 219 - The Election Special |
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| Ireland makes plans to help Egypt's struggle for democracy and our own economic difficulties |
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Fianna Fail - The only choice for Anarchists |
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| < >The Spanner Ezine Vol 218 |
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| Ahead of next week's election, we round up some political posters that raise a smile |
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Fianna Fail leader issues aporogy |
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| < >The Spanner Ezine Vol 217 |
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| The Fine Gael leader risks further criticism by dodging the public once again |
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Festival of mediocre football neighbours fails to excite |
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| < >The Spanner Ezine Vol 216 |
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| An exciting new breed of politician has all the answers we need |
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Fernando Torres' inexplicable betrayal of a decaying football team causes anguish... |
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| Very clever Father Ted / Lost mashup |
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If you're working in the black economy you could be missing out on lucrative dole payments |
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| < >The Spanner Ezine Vol 215 |
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| 'If you've ruined one portfolio you've ruined them all!' says hapless Taoiseach |
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Joy as Grimes twins become parents |
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| It was all a hilarious jape says former minister |
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Forget cash for gold sham, this is whare the rale money is |
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| < >The Spanner Ezine Vol 214 |
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| Nothing beats a carefully prepared photograph with a creepy randomer doing something ridiculous in the corner... |
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Great news for irresponsible Irish hussies |
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| < >The Spanner Ezine Vol 213 |
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| I'm going to start exercising and stop doing credit card fraud and ah what's the point... |
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It was nuts, we played paintball on acid then ate live insects. Ah no, it was quiet enough... |
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| Put that on his f**kin wall! |
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Have you seen this infrared device? |
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| < >The Spanner Ezine Vol 212 |
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| Mad striker issues list of demands to world's richest club |
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Rubberbandits for Xmas No 1! Genius comedy hip-hop from the Limerick lads... |
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| A Dublin cabbie has surprised passengers with his forthright opinions on things he doesn't really understand... |
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Irish bank sinks to new depths... |
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| < >The Spanner Ezine Vol 211 |
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| Snow is falling, all around us, and so are people, mostly on their bums... |
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Wikileaks founder faces further legal trouble... |
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| The truth every Newcastle supporter didn't want to face |
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Spanner TV - An Irishman interviewed on the economic crisis by American TV. Watch till the end! |
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| < >The Spanner Ezine Vol 210 |
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| The shocking truth behind the big freeze is revealed |
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Russia outbribes tournament rivals |
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| Biffo and pals apologise through the medium of song |
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Ice falling from sky proves less ideal in practice |
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