Trump To Promise Free Gun To ‘Everybody In The Audience’ At Inauguration Rumours are trickling down from Trump Towers that Donald Trump, in a Late Late Show-esque move, is to give a gun to ‘everybody in the audience’ during today's inauguration. Our sources claim Trump came to this...
Nukes Don’t Kill People, People Kill People Due to mounting pressure from American citizens sickened by ongoing gun massacres, the National Rifle Association has chosen to arm toddlers with nuclear warheads to prove Islamic terrorism is the real threat. ...
