Logo
 Linking to Smedias 2012
 
 Linking to Free Stuff
 
 Linking to The Spanner Homepage
 
 Linking to Entertainment
 
Ryanair to sell €2 tickets for hanging meat hook spaces

By Waterford Whispers News

Ryanair has announced its plans to run flights where passengers are hung on meat hooks during the journey at a cost of just €2 per ticket.

Ryanair's CEO, Michael O'Leary, has been quoted as saying "We've been looking into meat hooks for a long long time. We would be taking out the last 20 rows of seats and replacing them with 60 rows of meat hook spaces were passengers will be hung up right by the scruff of the neck."

The hanging area will be placed at the back of its fleet of 250 planes.

The European safety board have responded to the idea of meat hooks saying that it is unlikely that European safety regulators would approve of such a concept.

Chairman of the board, Ingrid Pontowl said today "The passengers would have to be secured to the cabin floor. It is not just a case of hanging them and leaving them there. Swinging back and forth during turbulence could pose huge problems with the health and safety of other passengers and crew. We would need to investigate this further before we are likely to know how to proceed."

Aircraft manufacturer Boeing has already rejected Ryanair's controversial plan, but the airline says it has re-entered talks with the company after a 'financial issue' was ironed out.

Mr. O'Leary also stated that there would have to be a €1 'hanging charge' if the passenger was not able to hang themselves on the hook.

A Ryanair spokeswoman said that 400 new jobs would be created if the plan were to go ahead: "Two extra cabin crew per plane would be needed to facilitate the hanging of the passengers."

The spokeswoman also dismissed claims that the company is only seeking publicity and is not serious about any proposals it makes.

She added: "The same claims were made two years ago when we announced that we would remove all our check-in desks from airports across the continent. And look what happened there, we removed the last check-in desk in October last year. So there. Ha!"
 

Bookmark and Share

 

Win an iPad, iPhone or free Pizza!

The generous people at Apache Pizza are giving away 5 ipads, 10 iPhones and 500 large pizzas. All you have to do is complete a 1 minute survey on... Pizza!

 Linking to http://www.apache.ie/onlinesurvey

Spanner Pics

Honest movie trailer

 Linking to Spanner Pics - Honest movie trailer

Joke of the Day

What’s got 99 balls and makes women sweat? Bingo
(Ajay H)

Spanner TV

Donkey hits some high notes...

 Linking to Spanner TV - Singing Donkey
 

Miami named most miserable U.S. city

(Reuters) - Warm sun, white beaches, and million-dollar mansions notwithstanding, Miami has captured the dubious distinction of being the most miserable city in the United States, according to a new poll.

The playground of the rich and famous is home to a crippling housing crisis, one of the highest crime rates in the country, and lengthy daily commutes for workers, all of which have propelled it to the No. 1 position in the Forbes.com list.

"Miami has sun and beautiful weather but other things make people miserable. You have this two-tier society: glitzy South Beach attracts celebrities, but the income inequality has skyrocketed in recent years," explained Forbes Senior Editor Kurt Badenhausen.

The rankings are based on factors including jobless rates, violent crime, foreclosures, income and property taxes, as well as considerations like weather, commute time and political corruption.

Reeling for decades from the decline of the U.S. auto industry, Michigan's troubled duo of Detroit and Flint registered at No. 2 and No. 3, respectively, among the most miserable cities.

"Detroit and Flint are struggling," said Badenhausen. "Violent crime is highest in the country in Detroit; housing prices are down 55 percent. Detroit is closing schools and laying off policemen. In recent years they have been demolishing houses to change their city landscapes"

West Palm Beach, Florida and Sacramento, California rounded out the top five cities.

"We're trying to judge cities where residents have a lot of complaints. It doesn't mean that there aren't terrific things there," he said.

And for the haves Miami's charms remain undiminished.

"The one percent in Miami is doing fantastic. But for the vast majority, who make less than $75,000 (a year), Miami can be a challenging place," he said. "Forty-seven percent of homeowners sit on underwater mortgages. That's tough."