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Roy Keane launches verbal assualt on Roy Keane
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Ipswich Town manager and former Republic of Ireland great Roy Keane has stunned the football world by launching a withering attack on himself, Ipswich Town manager and former Republic of Ireland great Roy Keane.

The Cork man, who won 7 Premier League titles with Manchester United, raised eyebrows earlier in the week, when his comments in the wake of Ireland’s controversial World Cup exit to France were interpreted by many as “bitter as a bag of lemons”.

But the straight talking manager has surprised everyone with the latest object of his ridicule, himself.

“Roy Keane is bang out of order,” said Roy Keane, in a stormy press conference earlier today. “Roy Keane might have had a point about Ireland’s defence not reacting but to then bring it back to 2002 and Saipan all over again was pathetic really.

“I mean, what was he thinking, move on Roy, get over it. Concentrate on the fact that you are hanging on by the fingernails as manager of a shit team rather than bitching at the gombeens in the FAI, who for once didn’t make a complete show of themselves and judged the mood of the nation appropriately.”

“Eh and what would you say to Roy Keane, if he was here, eh Roy” asked a nervous sports reporter in attendance.

“I would take him aside and give him a piece of my mind,” said Keane. "And then I would probably to tell him to consult a psychologist for treatment of a dissociative personality disorder. Or maybe just tell him to shut his gob.”

Keane then complicated proceedings by introducing a hand puppet he called Mick, which he later became involved in a physical altercation with and had to be restrained. The press conference was abandoned.

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Irishman makes "billion-euro home" of shredded notes

(Reuters) - An unemployed Irish artist has built a home from the shredded remains of 1.4 billion euros ($1.82 billion), a monument to the "madness" he says has been wrought on Ireland by the single currency, from a spectacular construction boom to a wrenching bust.

Frank Buckley built the apartment in the lobby of a Dublin office building that has lain vacant since its completion four years ago at the peak of an ill-fated construction boom, using bricks of shredded euro notes he borrowed from Ireland's national mint.

"It's a reflection of the whole madness that gripped us," Buckley said of what he calls his "billion-euro home."

"People were pouring billions into buildings now worth nothing," he said. "I wanted to create something from nothing."

A wave of cheap credit flowed into Ireland in the early 2000s after Ireland joined the currency zone fuelling a huge property bubble that transformed the country.

The bubble's collapse since 2007 plunged Ireland into the deepest recession in the industrialized world, forcing the former "Celtic Tiger" to accept a humiliating bailout from the EU and the IMF.

Buckley was given a 100 percent mortgage at the peak of the boom to buy a 365,000 euro home on the far reaches of Dublin's commuter belt, despite the fact he had no steady income.

He has separated from his wife who lives in the home, which has since lost at least one-third of its value.

Living in his "billion euro home" since the start of December, Buckley is working on adding a kitchen to the living room and hall.

The walls and floor are covered in euro shreddings and the house is so warm Buckley sleeps without a blanket.

Pictures made from notes and coins decorate the walls, including one of a house, made from Irish 5 pence pieces.

"There are houses in Ireland worth less than that," Buckley quips.

Buckley said he wants Europe's politicians to solve the eurozone debt crisis without destroying its currency. But if the currency ultimately fails, he will happily use the euro zone's defunct notes as fodder for future projects.

"Whatever you say about the euro, it's a great insulator."