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Come across anything hilarious, disgusting, addictive or in any other way time-consuming?  We're always looking for the best games, videos, pics and internet attractions to stick up, so if you know of a particularly brilliant addition to this section please email us the link.  editor@oxygen.ie 

POLEVAULT Linking to Sympathy for the vaulter

Wait for the slow motion shot, then prepare to grab groins in sympathy. You poor, poor, bastard.

KERRYDRUNK

Mother of the year Kerry Katona does something irresponsible, classless and hilarious. Totally out of character so...Click here to see Kerry pissed on This Morning with Richard and Judy!

PDICKHEAD Linking to P Dickhead

P Dickhead at his self-righteous best. We don't know what's funnier, the fact that he doesn't have a clue what he's on about or the fact that a man who considers himself some sort of modern oracle can barely pull over 100k views on youtube when he talks this kind of indulgent shite...have a look

SARAHPALIN1909 Linking to Sarah Palin on foreign policy

Dear oh dear oh dear...Sarah Palin attempts to tell us why living between two countries makes her a foreign policy expert and ends up sounding like a total muppet. Still a wee bit of a MILF though. Click here to view...

JONLAJOIE130 Linking to Everyday normal guy-Muthafucka!

American comic Jon LaJoie proves he is MC of the mundane in this quality rap parody-He's an everyday normal guy-Muthafucka! Click here to view...

SILLYTIESTO Linking to Tiesto dubbed

Ah Tiesto...you silly little Dutchman. No dancey version of classical music can save you from this brilliant piss-take

JAYKAY

Brilliant! It's sometime singer and serial arsehole Jay Kay getting loafed by a lowly photgrapher. And what a loaf...

GAZGAZ Linking to Gary Glitter gets excited

Gary Glitter, an oxygen.ie favourite, gets all flustered at the memory of being admired by schoolgirls...you'll have to wait until about 4.20 for the really funny bit in this but it's worth it

POWERTHIRST Linking to Power Thirst!

Ever fancy kicking Mother nature in the face with your energy legs? Then powerthirst is for you!

DANCEWITHTHEDEVIL Linking to Dance with the Devil

God this is funny. Germans (we think) with no sense of irony sing the worst dance song in the world. If it's not the music, it's the clothes. If it's not the clothes, it's the dancing. If it's not the dancing, it's the lyrics. Salute the (comic) genius that is DJ Boss.

BARTONPRISON Linking to Gentleman Joey shows his kicking skills

Ever see those programmes on Sky One where they purloin scabby CCTV footage of the Police and show it back to the same scrotes that are in it? Well this particular scrote is none other than everyone's favourite multi-millionare cigar-merchant, Joey Barton. And he's kicking someone half to death!!! 

CHRISMORRIS Linking to Chris Morris-Sex for houses

Chris Morris, the diseased mind behind Brasseye, birngs us on a trippy trip into the darker side of comedy. A spot of Bagpiping anyone?

MCCLOWN Linking to Steve McClown, cultural trailblazer

As if we didn't know how much of a retard Steve McClaren is after the whole England management job fiasco, he offers us this laughable attempt at a dutch accent. What a silly little man.

EDDIEMURPHYDELI Linking to Eddie Murphy does James Brown

Sembadu, whatdown, allthepeoplesay, jumpback, wannakissmyself.....HEEYY!!

Eddie Murphy at his brilliant best before all those shocking films and riding Mel B...not to mention the paternity tests and all that. He's fallen far.

FUNNYPEN Linking to Funny Penalty

Simple but funny, like watching a foundation Irish oral. There's no arguing with how good this clip is.

ENFIELDIINFO2 Linking to Misogyny and laughter  go hand in hand...

Hark back to a time before women's lib and all that nonsense as Harry Enfield lays down the law re women and opinions...

BILLBAILEY Linking to Bill's Beeb Rave

Trust Bill Bailey to find a post-apocalyptic rave tune in the theme from the BBC news. Here the skullet-headed comic bangs out a tune many DJs would be proud of...coming to a post apocalyptic rave near you soon

TONYSOP130 Linking to Amazing Tony Soprano impersonation

Tony Soprano Impersonation - This is actually almost scary... in a fat stunningly accurate Italian stereotype sort of way.  This guy's name is Max Kock, he has a few videos knocking around YouTube, but this is by far the best of a great lot! 

HEROBABY130 Linking to Most infectious laugh of all time...

Laughing baby.  Very simple, yet so effective, we actually challenge you to watch this and try keep a straight face.  Trust us, it can't be done! 

HROBOT130 Linking to The Humping Robot

Humping Robot.  This little guy certainly quite the technological whore.  His humpage, however, is almost... hypnotic... We're not sure if this is done with that stop motion stuff, or if somebody actually programmed a robot to do this... but hey... it's funny!

SWIMWFALL130 Linking to Swimming at the top of a waterfall

Swimming at the top of Victoria Falls - Believe it or not, this is actually (mildly) safe.  At certain times of the year the water is so low that a protective wall forms at the lip of the waterfall in a spot known as The Devil's Pool.  We know where we're heading on holiday this year!

FOC 130 Linking to Flight of the Conchords

Ohhh baaaaaby... If you haven't heard these guys yet you're in for a treat.  They are as catchy as they are amusing as they are talented.  Billed as "Formerly New Zealand's fourth most popular guitar-based digi-bongo acapella-rap-funk-comedy folk duo"....

DOD130VMS Linking to David O'Doherty - Very Mild Superpowers

David O'Doherty - Very Mild Superpowers.  Fear this man, for he is bestowed with an arsenal of awesomeness, not least his very mild superpowers.  Relax and enjoy his low-energy performance of his laid-back soothing rock ballad...

YELLOLED130 Linking to Pearl Jam - Hilarious Misheard Lyrics Cartoon

Hilarious Pearl Jam Lyrics Cartoon - Admitted, you'll probably have to be a fan of Pearl Jam's Yellow Ledbetter (eh... like who isn't?) to fully appreciate this, but at the same time it made for some laughs here in the office amongst the non-Pearl-Jam fans so we figured what the heck.  In case anybody is wondering by they way, yes, all the non-Pearl-Jam fans in the office were promptly dismissed...

HEROICPYSIO130 Linking to Heroic Physio

Heroic Physio. Now this is what you call hustle.  Team-work, in it's truest form, extends far beyond the 11 men on the pitch; quite often it's the guys you don't see working in the backround... or in this case... coming out of the backround and clearing the ball off the line... Yep, we have it on very good authority that Chelsea are currently looking into signing this guy to a longterm contract....

HEYYA100 Linking to He-ya Cover

Hey-ya Cover Version.  Ok... so we dislike greatly when muppets record themselves spluttering out god-awful cover-versions of otherwise great songs, but we have to tip our hats to this bloke.  His version of Andre 3000's Hey-ya is nothing short of brilliant.  And his beastly beard should serve as inspiration for young men everywhere.

GOLF FEDEX130 Linking to Amusing Fedex Ad

Fedex Ad.  This got emailed into us by 'Johnson DeValera', and while it is a very clever little ad, we feel a twang of ethical instability giving Fedex free advertising.  So with that in mind - USE UPS, USE UPS, USE UPS, USE UPS, UPS RUUUUUULLLLLEEEE!!!!..... ah... that's better... now you may enjoy the ad!

SCREAMSPRINT130 Linking to Screaming Sprinter

Screaming Sprinter. This is either a clear case for involuntary institutionalisation or the most legendary tactic ever exhibited in competitive athletics… I mean, if you were lining up beside this guy for the first time though, you’d certainly be thrown off. However, we must not rule out the possibility that he simply has his running spikes on inside out…

CHCHCHANGES130 Linking to Ch...ch...ch...Changes!

Ch....ch....ch....changes!!  In case you haven't been following the coverage on the race for the White-House, this musical snippet mocking every presidential candidate's ambiguous promise to make "change" should bring you up to speed.  If you can find the one that comes across as most sincere, you've just picked the next U.S. President...

DEATHCANT130 Linking to Death Star Canteen

Death Star Canteen - This could well be Eddie Izzard at his Lego/Star Wars based finest... you heard us... Thanks to Justin for sending this one into us.  Enjoy!!

COWBHER130 Linking to Cowbell Hero

Cowbell Hero - For anybody familiar with Guitar Hero, this will definitely have you in fits - for anybody else, meh... probably not as much... but it should still get a chuckle or two!  We've pre-ordered a copy to play here in the office.. honest...

CHOCOLATER130 Linking to Chocolate Rain

Chocolate Rain - This was apparently a summer smash in America. The video has clocked over 12 million hits on YouTube and resulted in a huge recording deal for this very very strangely sounding man (but believe it or not, he was born in 1982!!).  It is oddly addictive though.. oh you'll be back for more..

ALIGPNB130 Linking to Ali G interview with Posh and Becks

Posh and Becks on Ali G - We know, we know, it's years old, but the chances are that you, like us, haven't seen it in a while, and in world where the pretentious Posh has risen to such an unwarrented level of fame, it's always nice to look back on a time when her face was ALMOST void of any botex, as questions such as "Seriously though, does you take it up the batty?" get thrown her way...

DENIROSNL130 Linking to DeNiro on SNL

Listen up citizens, in this time of great crisis we need brave men and women to come forward and report any terrorist activity no matter how insignificant they may feel it is.  According to this piece on the "Saturday Night Live" news network, we could learn a lot from the way America appears to be handling things.... (p.s. yes, that is Robert DeNiro and yes, this is hilarious!!)

ALPHATTACK130 Linking to Alphattack

Fun, frustrating and functional!  This game is a decent bit of fun, and it should also help improve your typing speed!  Give it a go and see what you think...

BACKUPRACK130 Linking to Shotgun Bed-Rack

ATTENTION ALL GUN-NUTS!!  The days of having to reach for a drawer or move to a nearby wardrobe to get your shotgun are finally over!  Thanks to the amazing new Back-Up Rack, you can access your precious piece right from the comfort of your own bed!!

WRESTLER130 Linking to Back Yard Wrestling

Believe it or not this video is "dedicated to the family and friends of the killed and missing in the horrible terrorist attack on the United States on September 11th"....  Yes because nothing says "we're thinking of you" like a bunch of should-be institutionalised morons mangling each others' spinal chords... It does make for extremely entertaining viewing though...

PETEDOH130 Linking to Young Pete Doherty Interview

Pete Doherty queues for an Oasis album, aged 15. If you harbour any ill feelings towards this man for whatever reason, you may change your tune after seeing him eloquently and ambivalently express his views to a condescending cock-head from MTV...

NINJA130 Linking to Ninja Game

OK... so maybe I can't get past the first bad-guy on difficulty level medium... but I'm NOT going to spend the rest of the day trying.... nope... not gonna happen...

BATFACE Linking to How to dismantle a piano

O.K... so you've got a piano to dismantle... and yes, there may be a baseball bat knocking around the house somewhere, but before you start getting any bright ideas, you should take a look at this video as a stark reminder of how things can go so hilariously wrong...

ALIEN130 Linking to Alien Attack

AIM AND FIRE!!!  This game is pretty cool; gets a tiny bit repetative but a decent way to waste a few minutes none-the-less!!  Don't shoot the big blue ships, they're your units. 

MISS CAROLINA130 Linking to Miss Teen USA

I think it's a safe bet to assume the continuum of human genius roughly followed this path:  Plato -> Darwin -> Einstein -> Nash -> This Bimbo.  You'll laugh, realise she's not taking the piss, then you will be afraid... very afraid...

GARDASPRANK Linking to Garda Prank Call

So what happens if you ring one Garda station with one mobile phone, ring another Garda station with another mobile phone, and then hold the two phones together so they talk to each other?  Well... this happens...

OWNEDBOXER2 Linking to WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT: OWNAGE

OWNAGE - It's about time too... crashes, injuries, explosions... why have we never put anything like this up before??  This is a video compilation of the finest mishaps recorded for our viewing pleasure by some of the kindest/stupidest beings on our planet... Enjoy! ! !> > > >

MANU9YROLD Linking to Manchester United's new 9 year old star

If an old scottish man knocks on your door and asks to take your 9-year-old son over to live with him in Manchester, you answer YES!!  Video footage of the amazing talents of the red devil's new signing... Click Here > > >

HELICOPTER Linking to Games:  Helicopter

Disclaimer, if this makes you go insane it's not our fault...  But we still think you should give this oldie but a goodie a quick whirl.  Get it?  Whirl?  Ahem...  Just click here...

PICKPOCKETMAN1 Linking to http://www.oxygen.ie/page/1018

This guy is amazing.  Underpants, watches, belts, ties, shirts... you name it, he can shnake it off you before you know what's going on!  To check out a full performance, click here > > >

3SNATCHSPANLIKES Linking to WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT: THREE SNATCHKETEERS

Britney, Paris & Lindsay...  Let's lay this straight out on the table: IF YOUR BOSS SEES THIS YOU WILL PROBABLY BE FIRED.  But now that you have been suitably forewarned, click here and enjoy the gloriously hilarious collaberation of 3 short skirts, 3 car journies and a grand total of 3 IQ points... 

FIGHTSCENEMAIL Linking to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K06wDn3XsZE

30+ bad guys... 4 mins.... ONE TAKE. This fight scene is crazy, the camera just follows Tony Jaa around a mall for 4 uninterrupted minutes while he annihilates everything around him.  Enjoy...

BASEBALL MAIN Linking to http://www.miniclip.com/games/baseball/en/

Game:  Miniclip Baseball - Another fantastic office or study distraction.  Go onnnn!!!  Knock it out of the ballpark!!! 

Click here to batter up!!


MOTOCROSS

Game:  Motocross Madness - This is the perfect library/office distraction.  There are 3 games in the series.  Obviously you should try them in succession but jump straight to #3 if the going is too easy!

Click here for MotoCross GP 1


Click here
for MotoCross GP 2.


Click here
for MotoCross GP 3


Oh gravity how we applaud you... Linking to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzS-OdWVpHo
Oh gravity how we applaud you...

Is this too cruel?  We say NOT CRUEL ENOUGH!!!  Fat child, rollercoaster, faulty harness.  Won't take a genius to figure this one out.  Oh, the child's mother is the biggest hero who ever lived.

 Enjoy!!


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A step by step guide to relationship bliss... Linking to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA
A step by step guide to relationship bliss...

A Special Christmas Box.  We feel lightyears behind modern society for only discovering this today, but since we're on our 100th viewing and STILL finding it hilarious, we feel it our civic duty to ensure nobody remains in the dark over its existence anymore.  And yes, that is Justin Timberlake.

Watch the entire song here...


WILL FERRELL130 Linking to http://sjl.funnyordie.com/v1/landing.php

Anyway, uber-megastar Will Ferrell has made a very, very funny 2 minute short with his Anchorman director, Adam McKay and McKay's daughter.

Watch it here.

IMMIGRATION Linking to http://www.theonion.com/content/video/immigration_the_human_

Those whacky folk in The Onion are now doing TV news style broadcasts, the best of which tackles 'Immigration: The Human Cost.' Enjoy...

ENDASMALL130 Linking to http://youtube.com/watch?v=TrDKvOms7YA

Enda Kenny meets Simon, Paula and Randy on American Idol. Hmmm, we think this might be doctored footage...

 
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Spanner TV

Lorry vs Car. amazing amateur footage from motorway in England...

 Linking to Spanner TV - Lorry pushes car down motorway

Joke for the Weekend

"Sky News - It's still grey..."

Spanner Pics

Vampire Fight. Forget Mayweather Pacquiao, this is the real dream bout...

 Linking to Spanner Pics - Vampire Fight
 

Rag Weeks

Tis the season to get off your face, uh we mean raise money for good causes.

For all the latest news and lineups for these and other Rag Weeks around the country click here

We've also got lots of Xposed pics of all the action from WaterfordCarlow, DCU, UCD and Tallaght IT. Click here to see them now!

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