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Guy  walks into a library and asks for a book on Chilean miners. The Librarian says "Sorry, that won't be out till Christmas." (Meynell94)

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There's no better way to spoil a session of the ancient art of yoga than unexpected flatulence...

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 Overpaid sports stars sicken supporter

(Reuters) A New Jersey man was jailed for up to three months on Friday for making himself vomit on a fellow spectator at a baseball game.

Matthew Clemmens, 21, was sent to prison for at least 30 days, given two years probation, and ordered to serve 50 hours of community service, and pay $315 in restitution after the incident.

"Clemmens pleaded guilty to making himself throw up on a young girl at a Phillies game," the district attorney's office said in a statement.

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