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Irish fans bemoan lack of suspense in cruise to Euros

Ireland may have qualified for Euro 2012 5-1 on aggregate, but to expect wild ‘‘Ole-Ole-ing’’ on the streets would be to ignore the Irish fan’s indefatigable capacity for a good moan.

The Spanner caught up with one forlorn-looking fan outside Landsdowne Road  to gauge the level of euphoria that qualifying for a first European championship in 22 years had generated.

‘‘Erra,’’ began a tipsy-looking Banty O’Wagin. ‘‘It’s grand like, grand. I’m fuckin’ ecstatic so I am, can’t you tell? (…) Ah I suppose we qualified alright, but it wasn’t very dramatic, ’jiknow.

‘‘There was no need to go out and batter poor aul Estonia like that on Friday night; that was just uncalled for.

"A draw out in Talinn would have been the job, allowing us to just fall over the line tonight with an injury time winner, and win it in true style. It's all about the climax man.

"Irwin's free, McLoughlin's glee. Losing 1-0 out in Iran and squeezing through 2-1 on aggregate, that's what ya want to fuck. A bit of suspense like.

"I bought this plastic hammer and took off work tomorrow, expecting a heroic mad one - now what the fuck am I supposed to do?!

"You'd think they might have thought about us for once in their dream lives.
The moment’s gone. Anti-climax-ville: population, me. Yeah, cheers lads.’’

Once the general disappointment of last night’s uninspiring finish passes, the hype will undoubtedly return as the Euro 2012 date approaches.

Despite the soporific style being displayed by Trap’s Ireland side, Poland and Ukraine are set to be taken over by the travelling Green Army.

Word has spread of Chief Exec John Delaney providing an average of €3,000 per away match for alcoholic refreshments, in a generous, yet somewhat unnervingly ingratiating gesture; which in all probability is just a desperate search for a wing-man.

Paul Morrissey

 
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Topless Ukraine activist grabs Euro Cup

(Reuters) - A Ukrainian women's rights activist stripped to the waist and seized the Euro-2012 soccer trophy while it was on public display in Kiev on Saturday in a protest against the forthcoming month-long championship.

 
The young woman, 23-year-old Yulia Kovpachik, is a member of the Kiev-based Femen women's rights group which believes the Euro-2012 soccer tournament being played in Ukraine next month will encourage sex tourism.
 
Kovpachik strode up to the silver, 60 centimeter (two feet) high trophy, which was on display as a tourist attraction in an open air exhibition in central Kiev, ostensibly to be photographed alongside it like hundreds of other sightseers.
 
But she then pulled down her red T-shirt to reveal the words "Fuck Euro 2012" scrawled on her torso. As she grabbed hold of the cup with both hands, she was seized by security guards, who appeared to have had advanced warning of the protest.
 
They covered her with a sheet and took her off to a waiting police car.
 
The protest appeared to be the first action in a campaign against the championship by Femen which regularly stages bare-breast protests in Ukraine - and sometimes beyond - to highlight what it sees as political injustice, social abuse and the exploitation of women in Ukraine.
 
Femen says Euro-2012, which Ukraine is co-hosting with Poland next month with the final in Kiev on July 1, will be a magnet for sex tourists - one of the group's main targets - and will feed a booming sex industry.
 
About one million foreign tourists are expected in Ukraine for the Euros.
 
Organisers said the 8 kg (17 lbs) Henri Delaunay cup was undamaged though Kovpachik appeared to topple back under its weight as security guards seized her. It was still on show in late evening.
 
Femen's spokeswoman, Anna Gutsol, said Kovpachik, who staged the protest on her 23rd birthday, was released after being told she would have to appear in court on Monday on a charge of hooliganism. The charge carries a maximum fine of 800 hryvnias ($100) and 15 days detention.
 
Conscious of Ukraine's growing reputation as a new destination for sex tourism, Euro-2012 organisers say they are taking steps to curb prostitution during the month-long tournament.
 
After Kovpachik's protest, Femen activist Olexandra Shevchenko told reporters: "We came here today to stop this Euro fan low-life from making a bordello out of Ukraine."
 
City authorities have mounted the trophy in a temporary exhibition area on Kiev's Independence Square.
 
Hundreds of sightseers were queuing up under the blazing sun for souvenir photographs alongside it when Kovpachik staged her demonstration.
 
Independence Square itself will be the centre of a huge 'fan-zone' during Euro-2012, capable of holding tens of thousands of football supporters.

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