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Ireland to get its first taste of Tramp Clamping

By Waterford Whispers News

Ireland is to get its first taste of tramp clamping this week when a Kilkenny company contracted to carry out the countries first ever tramp clamp will begin operating in Waterford city from Friday.

The pilot scheme, which is the first of its kind in Europe, will introduce clamping on all the illegally sleeping homeless people around the city centre. It will be used as a method of penalising unsightly bums in Waterford city or in any other part of the country.

Depending on its success in Waterford, the scheme may also be rolled out to provincial cities and towns.

Waterford city council is expected to announce full details of how the new tramp clamping system will work at a press conference scheduled for tomorrow in the Tower hotel.

However, tramp clamping has not come unopposed. Local human rights activists have claimed that the clamping of a human being is unethical and goes against all basic human rights.

"This is f**king madness!" stated one man. "How can we clamp homeless people like this, their human beings God Damn it!"

It is understood that Waterford city council has carried out extensive research to rule out any possibility of unfair or unnecessary tramp clamping.

Strict guidelines will have to be met by the tramp clamping company:

Clamping can only take place between 12pm and 9am
Passed out drunk people, smack heads and buskers must also be clamped
Clamps may only be secured around the head of the perpetrator
Only Roma gypsies can be clamped during off peak times
A release fine of €20 or 14 Dutch Gold will have to be paid up front to the clamping operator
Dead people may not be clamped

The tramp clamping company, Rat Traps, has been granted a one-year licence for its operation and will be closely monitored by an independent watchdog for the first 6 months of its operations.

If it doesn't comply with the strict guidelines, the city council will have to consider whether it should renew the companies licence next year. 

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Miami named most miserable U.S. city

(Reuters) - Warm sun, white beaches, and million-dollar mansions notwithstanding, Miami has captured the dubious distinction of being the most miserable city in the United States, according to a new poll.

The playground of the rich and famous is home to a crippling housing crisis, one of the highest crime rates in the country, and lengthy daily commutes for workers, all of which have propelled it to the No. 1 position in the Forbes.com list.

"Miami has sun and beautiful weather but other things make people miserable. You have this two-tier society: glitzy South Beach attracts celebrities, but the income inequality has skyrocketed in recent years," explained Forbes Senior Editor Kurt Badenhausen.

The rankings are based on factors including jobless rates, violent crime, foreclosures, income and property taxes, as well as considerations like weather, commute time and political corruption.

Reeling for decades from the decline of the U.S. auto industry, Michigan's troubled duo of Detroit and Flint registered at No. 2 and No. 3, respectively, among the most miserable cities.

"Detroit and Flint are struggling," said Badenhausen. "Violent crime is highest in the country in Detroit; housing prices are down 55 percent. Detroit is closing schools and laying off policemen. In recent years they have been demolishing houses to change their city landscapes"

West Palm Beach, Florida and Sacramento, California rounded out the top five cities.

"We're trying to judge cities where residents have a lot of complaints. It doesn't mean that there aren't terrific things there," he said.

And for the haves Miami's charms remain undiminished.

"The one percent in Miami is doing fantastic. But for the vast majority, who make less than $75,000 (a year), Miami can be a challenging place," he said. "Forty-seven percent of homeowners sit on underwater mortgages. That's tough."