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Ireland sell 'Really Reliable' E-voting Machines to Egypt

By Waterford Whispers News

The Irish Government has drawn up plans to sell its problematic E-voting machines in a move that could both help the Egyptian Army pave the way for democracy and also raise funds to help pay off our own 2011 Budget deficit.

The Department for the Environment's original plan to dispose of all 7,000 machines, which cost the tax payer €54.6m, was suspended last week when they were contacted directly by an Egyptian Army General.

Minister for Environment, Heritage and Local Government Éamon Ó Cuív said: 'We received a letter from the Egyptian Embassy on the 7th of February regarding the quick sale of our E-voting machines and time was of the essence. I immediately phoned the Generals office and arranged a meeting with him on Grafton street for the next day. We met outside HMV and struck a 23 million euro deal within a half an hour.'

When asked whether the General was concerned about the reliability of the machines, Mr. Ó Cuív replied: 'Are ya joking? He nearly took the hand and all off me!'

In 2004 the Irish government undertook plans to introduce a nationwide electronic voting system for the local and European Parliament elections. The proposed change was under the supervision of then Minister for the Environment, Heritage and Local Government Martin Cullen.

The machines were later dissolved in 2006 by the Independent Commission on Electronic Voting and Counting due to the lack of transparency with the new system and ongoing security issues relating to Dutch hackers who proved at the time that the machine could be hacked, leaving it wide open to "radical manipulation."

Yesterday Mr Ó Cuív gave warning that the quick sale meant the machines were 'sold for a song'.

He said: "Well, I had to. It was fairly busy on the street so I couldn't hear him that well. It was also coming up to lunch and I was absolutely starving. I originally asked him for 35 million. I then decided to just meet him half-way after his pathetic twelve million euro offer. After all, I knew he was chancing his arm. Shure €23 million is grand!

"The general said his country was shouting for democracy and these machines will keep them quiet for a while. He said he was heading off the Holland next to meet some 'computer friends' of his, and he then gave me a knowing wink."

The e-voting machines are due to arrive in Cairo in the early part of next week.

 
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Topless Ukraine activist grabs Euro Cup

(Reuters) - A Ukrainian women's rights activist stripped to the waist and seized the Euro-2012 soccer trophy while it was on public display in Kiev on Saturday in a protest against the forthcoming month-long championship.

 
The young woman, 23-year-old Yulia Kovpachik, is a member of the Kiev-based Femen women's rights group which believes the Euro-2012 soccer tournament being played in Ukraine next month will encourage sex tourism.
 
Kovpachik strode up to the silver, 60 centimeter (two feet) high trophy, which was on display as a tourist attraction in an open air exhibition in central Kiev, ostensibly to be photographed alongside it like hundreds of other sightseers.
 
But she then pulled down her red T-shirt to reveal the words "Fuck Euro 2012" scrawled on her torso. As she grabbed hold of the cup with both hands, she was seized by security guards, who appeared to have had advanced warning of the protest.
 
They covered her with a sheet and took her off to a waiting police car.
 
The protest appeared to be the first action in a campaign against the championship by Femen which regularly stages bare-breast protests in Ukraine - and sometimes beyond - to highlight what it sees as political injustice, social abuse and the exploitation of women in Ukraine.
 
Femen says Euro-2012, which Ukraine is co-hosting with Poland next month with the final in Kiev on July 1, will be a magnet for sex tourists - one of the group's main targets - and will feed a booming sex industry.
 
About one million foreign tourists are expected in Ukraine for the Euros.
 
Organisers said the 8 kg (17 lbs) Henri Delaunay cup was undamaged though Kovpachik appeared to topple back under its weight as security guards seized her. It was still on show in late evening.
 
Femen's spokeswoman, Anna Gutsol, said Kovpachik, who staged the protest on her 23rd birthday, was released after being told she would have to appear in court on Monday on a charge of hooliganism. The charge carries a maximum fine of 800 hryvnias ($100) and 15 days detention.
 
Conscious of Ukraine's growing reputation as a new destination for sex tourism, Euro-2012 organisers say they are taking steps to curb prostitution during the month-long tournament.
 
After Kovpachik's protest, Femen activist Olexandra Shevchenko told reporters: "We came here today to stop this Euro fan low-life from making a bordello out of Ukraine."
 
City authorities have mounted the trophy in a temporary exhibition area on Kiev's Independence Square.
 
Hundreds of sightseers were queuing up under the blazing sun for souvenir photographs alongside it when Kovpachik staged her demonstration.
 
Independence Square itself will be the centre of a huge 'fan-zone' during Euro-2012, capable of holding tens of thousands of football supporters.

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