It’s a question that has plagued us all since we were children: If Disney princes were real, would they be hot? Well, thanks to Finnish artist Jirka Väätäinen we now have our answer. If Disney princes were real, they’d be redonkulously hot.
Eric (The Little Mermaid)
I normally wouldn’t date anyone who has such a demigod complex, but damn, those muscles!
Prince Philip (Sleeping Beauty)
You can just tell he’d be a dick in real life.
Adam (Beauty and the Beast)
Not quite sure why he’s asleep, but this is certainly an improvement on both versions of the prince we saw in the film.
Prince Charming (Cinderella)
I guess you’d be insulted if he completely forgot your face and had to put you shoe on everyone in town, but ask yourself this: if you had his face, would you really bother remembering anyone else’s?
Fun fact: Aladdin’s face was based off of Tom Cruise, for some reason. While this new guy doesn’t resemble Cruise, I certainly wouldn’t say no to a magic carpet ride.
John Smith (Pocahontas)
You have to go last, John, because you weren’t a real prince and frankly, I don’t think you’re that hot. I mean being realistic, if you said hi to me I probably wouldn’t shoot you down. But you’d need to have a really good personality too.