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Hot Tub Time Machine review

Hot Tub Time Machine is not a film of subtleties. The story revolves around a group of three friends, one of which inadvertently almost kills himself while rocking out in his car. What do you do when you suspect one of your best friends has attempted suicide?

Well according to Adam (John Cusack) and Nick (Craig Robinson) you take your suicidal friend Lou (Rob Corddry) and you bring him on a nostalgic trip to the ski lodge of your drunken heyday. Their trip, however, turns into an eighties flashback as their dingy hot tub turns out to be a....you guessed it....it’s a time machine. What we’ve learnt here is that if Chevy Chase ever makes a cameo as a repairman in your life you run away....fast!

Our heroes are transported back to the 80’s where hilarity ensues. Anyone who doesn’t like pop culture jokes should probably sit this one out as the majority of big laughs come from their jabs at 80’s culture.

Whilst the film does get a few laughs, it’s definitely not going to be this year’s Hangover. The friendship here is what is funniest. If, like The Hangover, they had stuck together, this film would be much funnier than it actually is. Unfortunately our group of unlikely heroes disband, descending into cheap episodic laughs, which aren’t as funny outside the group as a whole.

Adam brings his video game obsessed nephew Jacob (Clark Duke) along for the journey. The sole reason Jacob’s character even exists here is to be the personification of present day teenage nerds. Conveniently, Jacob was conceived on the very weekend that they are transported to and, when he starts to flicker in and out of existence, it’s cheap and it’s silly.

We don’t want to laugh but we do, and that statement can be true of the entire film. You want to dislike it but somehow find yourself laughing aloud at the stupidity of it in spite of yourself. Therein lays the key to this film.

 

The charm of this film is its self awareness. It knows its title sucks, it knows its premise is silly, it knows that its jokes are obvious. It knows all of the reasons it shouldn’t work, and it plays with them.

Screenwriters Sean Anders and Josh Heald, along with director Steve Pink go out of their way to make the film as cheesy as possible, and that’s why it’s not quite as awful as we might expect. All of the 80’s kids are sure to get a few laughs at some cleverly concealed 80’s movie references.

At the end the film leaves us with the message that friends (or was that money..?) make the world go round. It’s a lot like the hot tub itself, fun and giggle-inducing for a while, but when the group of aging men hop in and stay there for over an hour, it gets a little weird. You stay and watch a while, but you’re not entirely sure why.

Ciara O’Brien

 

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Miami named most miserable U.S. city

(Reuters) - Warm sun, white beaches, and million-dollar mansions notwithstanding, Miami has captured the dubious distinction of being the most miserable city in the United States, according to a new poll.

The playground of the rich and famous is home to a crippling housing crisis, one of the highest crime rates in the country, and lengthy daily commutes for workers, all of which have propelled it to the No. 1 position in the Forbes.com list.

"Miami has sun and beautiful weather but other things make people miserable. You have this two-tier society: glitzy South Beach attracts celebrities, but the income inequality has skyrocketed in recent years," explained Forbes Senior Editor Kurt Badenhausen.

The rankings are based on factors including jobless rates, violent crime, foreclosures, income and property taxes, as well as considerations like weather, commute time and political corruption.

Reeling for decades from the decline of the U.S. auto industry, Michigan's troubled duo of Detroit and Flint registered at No. 2 and No. 3, respectively, among the most miserable cities.

"Detroit and Flint are struggling," said Badenhausen. "Violent crime is highest in the country in Detroit; housing prices are down 55 percent. Detroit is closing schools and laying off policemen. In recent years they have been demolishing houses to change their city landscapes"

West Palm Beach, Florida and Sacramento, California rounded out the top five cities.

"We're trying to judge cities where residents have a lot of complaints. It doesn't mean that there aren't terrific things there," he said.

And for the haves Miami's charms remain undiminished.

"The one percent in Miami is doing fantastic. But for the vast majority, who make less than $75,000 (a year), Miami can be a challenging place," he said. "Forty-seven percent of homeowners sit on underwater mortgages. That's tough."