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Grand Slam still on insists O’Callaghan
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Look what we won Eddie!

Ireland and Munster lock Donnacha O’Callaghan has insisted that Ireland can defy the odds and win a second successive six nations grand slam this weekend, despite having already lost to France.

The 'Grand slam' is a phrase that has traditionally been used when one of the tournament’s teams wins the championship by completing a clean sweep of victories.

Ireland’s 33-10 defeat to France in Paris would appear to have made a slam impossible to achieve for Declan Kidney’s men but O’Callaghan is staying positive.

“I tink we can definitely win de slam,” grunted O’Callaghan. “It’s all about believing in yourself, being freakishly large and running into lads.

When asked about the minor matter of not having won every game, the Corkman had no patience for such trivial details.

“Dat’s only negative thinking. We have no time for dat. Munster, eh I mean Ireland, are winners and we want to win again. Because winners win. Winningly.”

Despite the forward’s confidence, Ireland’s most likely goal this weekend will be the Triple Crown – the Carling Cup of rugby trophies – which is given to to any of the ‘home nations’ of Ireland, England, Scotland and Wales who manage to beat the other three.

Ireland’s spoofer ex-manager Eddie O’Sullivan did his best to hype up the significance of the crown, mostly as it was the only thing he managed to win, but the discerning Rugby fan is well aware that a trophy for beating 3 out of 5 teams is not all it’s cracked up to be.

With the arrogant frenchies on course to lift the championship, the only other consolation for Irish rugby fans is that England are still quite shit and considerably worse than us. Which never gets old. Ever.

 

 

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Irishman makes "billion-euro home" of shredded notes

(Reuters) - An unemployed Irish artist has built a home from the shredded remains of 1.4 billion euros ($1.82 billion), a monument to the "madness" he says has been wrought on Ireland by the single currency, from a spectacular construction boom to a wrenching bust.

Frank Buckley built the apartment in the lobby of a Dublin office building that has lain vacant since its completion four years ago at the peak of an ill-fated construction boom, using bricks of shredded euro notes he borrowed from Ireland's national mint.

"It's a reflection of the whole madness that gripped us," Buckley said of what he calls his "billion-euro home."

"People were pouring billions into buildings now worth nothing," he said. "I wanted to create something from nothing."

A wave of cheap credit flowed into Ireland in the early 2000s after Ireland joined the currency zone fuelling a huge property bubble that transformed the country.

The bubble's collapse since 2007 plunged Ireland into the deepest recession in the industrialized world, forcing the former "Celtic Tiger" to accept a humiliating bailout from the EU and the IMF.

Buckley was given a 100 percent mortgage at the peak of the boom to buy a 365,000 euro home on the far reaches of Dublin's commuter belt, despite the fact he had no steady income.

He has separated from his wife who lives in the home, which has since lost at least one-third of its value.

Living in his "billion euro home" since the start of December, Buckley is working on adding a kitchen to the living room and hall.

The walls and floor are covered in euro shreddings and the house is so warm Buckley sleeps without a blanket.

Pictures made from notes and coins decorate the walls, including one of a house, made from Irish 5 pence pieces.

"There are houses in Ireland worth less than that," Buckley quips.

Buckley said he wants Europe's politicians to solve the eurozone debt crisis without destroying its currency. But if the currency ultimately fails, he will happily use the euro zone's defunct notes as fodder for future projects.

"Whatever you say about the euro, it's a great insulator."