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Girl completes Facebook 30 day song challenge, nobody cares

A 19 year old girl has today announced her delight at completing the Facebook 30 Day Song Challenge

The challenge requires users to post some bullshit song every day, according to some criteria that nobody gives a flying fuck about anyway. In a feat akin to climbing Everest or doing a David Blaine kind of thing, unimportant and fairly clueless Arts student, Charlotte, 19, managed to take a few seconds out of her schedule every day for 30 days, to post a song on her Facebook page.

There was much anticipation and excitement each day as the media speculated as to what song she would choose next. She also managed to comment on every song, spouting inane drivel expressing her stupid feelings about her shitty songs.

Charlotte’s parents have spoke of their pride at their daughter’s achievement, admitting that they “don’t really know what that Facebook thing is” but that “she can barely finish her dinner, nevermind a 30 day challenge, so it must have been a very challenging challenge for her.”

A spokesperson for Charlotte’s friends spoke to The Spanner about the challenging challenge: “That fucking song thing. Jesus Christ it’s the worst thing since they changed the photo viewer. Fucking Charlotte wouldn’t stop posting her rubbish every day. ‘Oooh this song makes me cry’ and then she’d post the fucking Coronas or Lady fucking Gaga. She can go and shite. As if anyone gives a shit.”

As our spokesperson was being wheeled away for anger management, Charlotte updated her status to let the world know that she was “goin out 2 celebrate with the girlies mwah x WOOP WOOP”. She followed this up by boldly ‘Liking’ her own status. No, that’s not a mistake. She liked her own status. As everyone knows, this is against the rules, and it’s thought that this could well undermine Charlotte’s chances of becoming a professional Facebooker someday.

 

On a lighter note, check ur mail x

Mark Walsh
www.walsho.net

 
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Topless Ukraine activist grabs Euro Cup

(Reuters) - A Ukrainian women's rights activist stripped to the waist and seized the Euro-2012 soccer trophy while it was on public display in Kiev on Saturday in a protest against the forthcoming month-long championship.

 
The young woman, 23-year-old Yulia Kovpachik, is a member of the Kiev-based Femen women's rights group which believes the Euro-2012 soccer tournament being played in Ukraine next month will encourage sex tourism.
 
Kovpachik strode up to the silver, 60 centimeter (two feet) high trophy, which was on display as a tourist attraction in an open air exhibition in central Kiev, ostensibly to be photographed alongside it like hundreds of other sightseers.
 
But she then pulled down her red T-shirt to reveal the words "Fuck Euro 2012" scrawled on her torso. As she grabbed hold of the cup with both hands, she was seized by security guards, who appeared to have had advanced warning of the protest.
 
They covered her with a sheet and took her off to a waiting police car.
 
The protest appeared to be the first action in a campaign against the championship by Femen which regularly stages bare-breast protests in Ukraine - and sometimes beyond - to highlight what it sees as political injustice, social abuse and the exploitation of women in Ukraine.
 
Femen says Euro-2012, which Ukraine is co-hosting with Poland next month with the final in Kiev on July 1, will be a magnet for sex tourists - one of the group's main targets - and will feed a booming sex industry.
 
About one million foreign tourists are expected in Ukraine for the Euros.
 
Organisers said the 8 kg (17 lbs) Henri Delaunay cup was undamaged though Kovpachik appeared to topple back under its weight as security guards seized her. It was still on show in late evening.
 
Femen's spokeswoman, Anna Gutsol, said Kovpachik, who staged the protest on her 23rd birthday, was released after being told she would have to appear in court on Monday on a charge of hooliganism. The charge carries a maximum fine of 800 hryvnias ($100) and 15 days detention.
 
Conscious of Ukraine's growing reputation as a new destination for sex tourism, Euro-2012 organisers say they are taking steps to curb prostitution during the month-long tournament.
 
After Kovpachik's protest, Femen activist Olexandra Shevchenko told reporters: "We came here today to stop this Euro fan low-life from making a bordello out of Ukraine."
 
City authorities have mounted the trophy in a temporary exhibition area on Kiev's Independence Square.
 
Hundreds of sightseers were queuing up under the blazing sun for souvenir photographs alongside it when Kovpachik staged her demonstration.
 
Independence Square itself will be the centre of a huge 'fan-zone' during Euro-2012, capable of holding tens of thousands of football supporters.

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