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George Lee to erect monument to wasted wisdom in Donnybrook Dublin 4

Former Finny Gale TD George 'General' Lee is to commemorate his brief political career by erecting a 100 foot high sculpture in the grounds of RTE in Dublin 4.

The art piece, which was sketched out by Lee on the back of Dail bills during his fruitless spell in the parliamentary chamber, will be hand built by grateful Fianna Fail backbenchers and financed by a collection among overjoyed RTE staff.

Details of the art piece are being kept under wraps, but The Spanner has exclusively learned that the sculpture is to be entitled ‘Ignoring the Oracle’ and pictures the martyr Lee being mercilessly violated by the oafish Inda Kenny.

Kenny is seen ignoring the rays of insight which emanate from Lee’s oversized brain and is instead distrcacted by a dancing Richard Brutal like figure – who is holding a dagger behind his back, poised and ready to strike.

“It will be a monument to the triumph of ignorance over genius, the oppression of smart dubs by thick culchies, and the cruel rejection of the greatest Irish political mind of a generation,” said an art critic identified only as ‘George L’.

A Finny Gale front bencher dismissed the journalist’s claims of alienation, saying that Lee’s demands had offended the party. “He wanted everyone to stand up, bow and shout ‘All hail our economic messiah’ whenever he entered a room,” said the blue-shirted insider.

“He also demanded a leather jacket with ‘TD Lee – Listen to me’ studded in diamonds, and a mirrored room of tuxedoed cigar smoking monkeys to practise his speeches in.

‘God knows we love a bit of fascist personality cult as much as the next right wing group but that was all a bit much.’

Lee has been tipped to return to his former post as economics correspondent with RTE but sources say he may in fact have his eyes on a higher calling.

“Well the Pope can’t have too many years left in him so that’s an option,’ said one confidant. ‘But being the humble kind of guy George is he’d probably settle for General Secretary of the UN or captain of the Irish rugby team.”

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Irishman makes "billion-euro home" of shredded notes

(Reuters) - An unemployed Irish artist has built a home from the shredded remains of 1.4 billion euros ($1.82 billion), a monument to the "madness" he says has been wrought on Ireland by the single currency, from a spectacular construction boom to a wrenching bust.

Frank Buckley built the apartment in the lobby of a Dublin office building that has lain vacant since its completion four years ago at the peak of an ill-fated construction boom, using bricks of shredded euro notes he borrowed from Ireland's national mint.

"It's a reflection of the whole madness that gripped us," Buckley said of what he calls his "billion-euro home."

"People were pouring billions into buildings now worth nothing," he said. "I wanted to create something from nothing."

A wave of cheap credit flowed into Ireland in the early 2000s after Ireland joined the currency zone fuelling a huge property bubble that transformed the country.

The bubble's collapse since 2007 plunged Ireland into the deepest recession in the industrialized world, forcing the former "Celtic Tiger" to accept a humiliating bailout from the EU and the IMF.

Buckley was given a 100 percent mortgage at the peak of the boom to buy a 365,000 euro home on the far reaches of Dublin's commuter belt, despite the fact he had no steady income.

He has separated from his wife who lives in the home, which has since lost at least one-third of its value.

Living in his "billion euro home" since the start of December, Buckley is working on adding a kitchen to the living room and hall.

The walls and floor are covered in euro shreddings and the house is so warm Buckley sleeps without a blanket.

Pictures made from notes and coins decorate the walls, including one of a house, made from Irish 5 pence pieces.

"There are houses in Ireland worth less than that," Buckley quips.

Buckley said he wants Europe's politicians to solve the eurozone debt crisis without destroying its currency. But if the currency ultimately fails, he will happily use the euro zone's defunct notes as fodder for future projects.

"Whatever you say about the euro, it's a great insulator."