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FÁS introduce new Argos/Ikea flat-pack furniture assembly course

By Waterford Whispers News

FAS
is to introduce a new Argos / Ikea flat-pack furniture assembly course

at its Waterford Training Centre, in response to the growing problem of cryptic instruction manuals.

The news comes as the popular 'How to change a car wheel' course shuts down after eight years in operation.

The flat pack assembly course will provide places for 78 trainees when it starts early next year, and two new instructors will be added to cater for the new students, the only one of its kind in the region outside of Dublin.

FAS Waterford already provides courses that train apprentices in the art of siphoning petrol and how to cut a 9 bar into 10 ounces, and this new course will cater for the need to provide skilled flat-pack assemblers in the DIY furniture industry.

The 'How to change a car wheel' course trained qualified drivers capable of carrying out the tasks arising from punctures and broken alloys. It was an eight month course with a City and Guilds certificate awarded to the successful trainees.

The course had an average of 64% passes which was one of the highest in the south-eastern training centre, coming only second to the 'Home hoovering' course which had a whopping 67% pass rate.

But a slowdown in road side hedge cutting and better quality tire productions has reduced the demand for apprentices in this sector.

According to a FAS spokeperson, the provision of the 'How to change a car wheel' course - the only one of its kind in the country - will remain under review, and the state-of-the-art equipment used to train apprentices will be retained. The spokesperson emphasised that the course is merely ‘jacked up for the moment’.

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Irishman makes "billion-euro home" of shredded notes

(Reuters) - An unemployed Irish artist has built a home from the shredded remains of 1.4 billion euros ($1.82 billion), a monument to the "madness" he says has been wrought on Ireland by the single currency, from a spectacular construction boom to a wrenching bust.

Frank Buckley built the apartment in the lobby of a Dublin office building that has lain vacant since its completion four years ago at the peak of an ill-fated construction boom, using bricks of shredded euro notes he borrowed from Ireland's national mint.

"It's a reflection of the whole madness that gripped us," Buckley said of what he calls his "billion-euro home."

"People were pouring billions into buildings now worth nothing," he said. "I wanted to create something from nothing."

A wave of cheap credit flowed into Ireland in the early 2000s after Ireland joined the currency zone fuelling a huge property bubble that transformed the country.

The bubble's collapse since 2007 plunged Ireland into the deepest recession in the industrialized world, forcing the former "Celtic Tiger" to accept a humiliating bailout from the EU and the IMF.

Buckley was given a 100 percent mortgage at the peak of the boom to buy a 365,000 euro home on the far reaches of Dublin's commuter belt, despite the fact he had no steady income.

He has separated from his wife who lives in the home, which has since lost at least one-third of its value.

Living in his "billion euro home" since the start of December, Buckley is working on adding a kitchen to the living room and hall.

The walls and floor are covered in euro shreddings and the house is so warm Buckley sleeps without a blanket.

Pictures made from notes and coins decorate the walls, including one of a house, made from Irish 5 pence pieces.

"There are houses in Ireland worth less than that," Buckley quips.

Buckley said he wants Europe's politicians to solve the eurozone debt crisis without destroying its currency. But if the currency ultimately fails, he will happily use the euro zone's defunct notes as fodder for future projects.

"Whatever you say about the euro, it's a great insulator."