Shane Ronan-Duggan

The Dail has released a new adult DVD in time for the holidays this year. The new compilation called “The Dail: Uncut and Laid Bare” is an imaginative move by the government to generate extra revenue in a year of severe public debt.

The DVD carries an 18+ certificate and features exclusive clips from late night parliamentary, and not so parliamentary, sessions in the Dail, and was inspired by Green Party TD Paul Gogarty's recent outburst of bad language in the chamber.

The DVD features such classic sessions as “Biffo’s bits” and “TDs and Diddies”. A top government adviser had this to say “The government felt we were in danger of losing touch with the youth of Ireland, but we did a little research and found out their favourite things are porn and drinking. So we lowered the price of drink and released the DVD”

With exclusive clips from the lewd acts that are carried out in the Dail every night you'll never need to shout 'out of order'. Enjoy the Ceann Comhairle's firm commanding tone, then watch his massive hammer hit that table HARD!

For an initial special offer additional price of E5.99, you’ll receive free also “Bertie does Bundoran” and “FAS' fees revealed” with exclusive interviews with horny TD’s, and retro material from the 1980’s recession, including Charlie Haughey's notorious orgy with 20 permed Fianna Fail staffers. Watch him tighten his belt, then use it! All tastes are catered for here.

It’s a bold move by the government, but not as bold as some of the stuff that “goes down” on this DVD.

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