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Council launches new website; potential for hundreds more to ignore

A Dublin Council website, Fixyourstreet.ie, was launched last month. The new service, initially operating in South Dublin County Council, will allow for reports about graffiti, potholes and illegal dumping to be ignored in the digital age.

A spokesperson from the Council explained the reasoning behind the launch of the new website: “For years now, council officials have been interrupted from sleeping at our desks or in the middle of a solitaire hot streak by phone calls and visits from members of the public complaining about potholes and other boring stuff. Now we can simply click ‘move to junk mail’ and go back to surfing online like every other office worker”.

The website promises a speedy response to reports it receives, averaging between 5-10 years from the time the email is opened to a first response. Members of the public who log a complaint through the system will be able to monitor its progress over their lifetime. As soon as the report is processed, the issue will be passed to Council employees who will move as soon as possible to fill the pothole with a few shovels of gravel, ensuring the problem is solved until the next lorry drives over it.

The website offers a solution to a long unresolved problem in Irish county councils; the interaction between members of the public and the beings that staff local government offices. The digital system will remove the need for any form of social interaction. As a result, authorities predict at least a 60% decrease in public dissatisfaction.

Shortly after the website launch, South Dublin Council also made the announcement that in the coming months a sister website, rescuemycarfromthatpothole.ie, will be also be launched.

Conor Forrest
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Topless Ukraine activist grabs Euro Cup

(Reuters) - A Ukrainian women's rights activist stripped to the waist and seized the Euro-2012 soccer trophy while it was on public display in Kiev on Saturday in a protest against the forthcoming month-long championship.

 
The young woman, 23-year-old Yulia Kovpachik, is a member of the Kiev-based Femen women's rights group which believes the Euro-2012 soccer tournament being played in Ukraine next month will encourage sex tourism.
 
Kovpachik strode up to the silver, 60 centimeter (two feet) high trophy, which was on display as a tourist attraction in an open air exhibition in central Kiev, ostensibly to be photographed alongside it like hundreds of other sightseers.
 
But she then pulled down her red T-shirt to reveal the words "Fuck Euro 2012" scrawled on her torso. As she grabbed hold of the cup with both hands, she was seized by security guards, who appeared to have had advanced warning of the protest.
 
They covered her with a sheet and took her off to a waiting police car.
 
The protest appeared to be the first action in a campaign against the championship by Femen which regularly stages bare-breast protests in Ukraine - and sometimes beyond - to highlight what it sees as political injustice, social abuse and the exploitation of women in Ukraine.
 
Femen says Euro-2012, which Ukraine is co-hosting with Poland next month with the final in Kiev on July 1, will be a magnet for sex tourists - one of the group's main targets - and will feed a booming sex industry.
 
About one million foreign tourists are expected in Ukraine for the Euros.
 
Organisers said the 8 kg (17 lbs) Henri Delaunay cup was undamaged though Kovpachik appeared to topple back under its weight as security guards seized her. It was still on show in late evening.
 
Femen's spokeswoman, Anna Gutsol, said Kovpachik, who staged the protest on her 23rd birthday, was released after being told she would have to appear in court on Monday on a charge of hooliganism. The charge carries a maximum fine of 800 hryvnias ($100) and 15 days detention.
 
Conscious of Ukraine's growing reputation as a new destination for sex tourism, Euro-2012 organisers say they are taking steps to curb prostitution during the month-long tournament.
 
After Kovpachik's protest, Femen activist Olexandra Shevchenko told reporters: "We came here today to stop this Euro fan low-life from making a bordello out of Ukraine."
 
City authorities have mounted the trophy in a temporary exhibition area on Kiev's Independence Square.
 
Hundreds of sightseers were queuing up under the blazing sun for souvenir photographs alongside it when Kovpachik staged her demonstration.
 
Independence Square itself will be the centre of a huge 'fan-zone' during Euro-2012, capable of holding tens of thousands of football supporters.

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